I didn’t believe it was possible, but Michael Beasley is no longer the biggest headcase on his team. A distinction he held throughout his whole career, from freaking out over his bone and rubbing the wrong knee in Minnesota to eating ice cream using waffle fries as a spoon and annoying LeBron so much that he left town in Miami, taken away due to the actions of the violent lunatic known as Hassan Whiteside.
If you think about it correctly, you can consider Beasley actually a sort of voice of reason, compared to his teammate. Isn’t that totally messed up? I never thought I’d see the day.