J.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

J.J. Redick just broke the Clippers franchise record for single-season three pointers made. That’s cool. I’m happy for him. Really.

Yeah, it’s no big deal but I also kinda just broke a record. And it’s way cooler than J.J.’s stupid record. I ate two Hot Pockets in under a minute. Pepperoni flavor.


The rules don’t say anything about letting them cool down first, do they? When you take those things out of the microwave, they’re like lava-dipped hell torpedoes. I waited fifteen minutes before I started chowing down. The first one was easy, but the second one, I fought harder than I had ever fought before to get that one down my mouth. I did it, though, and what did J.J. do? Just made some threes. Yawn.

Now you know what the heart of a champion looks like.

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