You can put to rest all those criticisms about Andrew Wiggins not dunking it with enough power. Embalm them, stick them in a coffin, put them in a hole in the ground, cover said hole with earth, and erect a tombstone:
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| Died – 3/30/2015–||
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|—Laid to eternal—||
|—-rest because—-||
|—–it turns out——||
|-Andrew Wiggins–||
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|—–people if he—–||
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