When I heard that the Grizzlies were tapping a guy from the D-League to start for them at point guard, I had to take precautions to make sure I didn’t enter the hype zone. Giving a guy making his NBA debut that kind of responsibility could only end in something awesome. Either the “0-5 from…
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Kosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
The world needs more Kosta Postas. That is what I have determined after making this video. And, my dear viewer, you will come to the same conclusion after watching it. So what if it wasn’t even anything close to a poster? The Kosta part was accurate at least. The terminally corny Kings commentator probably had…
Read MoreJaMychal Green Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
I sit at my desk, quivering with rage, fear, or anticipation, I cannot tell. I am preparing to take an unprecedented action, unheard of in all my years in the highlight business. My phone sits in front of me. I pick it up, and, resisting the urge to throw it out the window, I dial…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
Move over Jason Richardson! There’s a new J-Rich in town and he can also shoot threes! And dunk! Okay, so Jason Richardson has already moved over. In fact, he has done more than simply moved over. He has died. He is dead. No more Jason Richardson. So there is currently no competition for being the…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 25 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
“Dear diary, It lightens my heart greatly to see that, with warmth finally gracing the harsh lands of Minnesota once again, that the accumulated dunes of the cursed white sand are melting away from the ground. I am hesitant to allow hope to reside in my heart, but I cannot help myself: I believe truly…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
If you want some extra enjoyment while consuming this video, try watching Scott Skiles reactions from the bench during Aaron Gordon’s skillful dunks. Skiles’ face is kind of indistinct, but it clearly shows the painful dichotomy that is tearing him apart: one one side, he hates Aaron Gordon like he hates all young players, and…
Read MoreMatt Barnes Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
Matt Barnes is already 36. What the heck. It seems like just yesterday he was trying to make Kobe flinch by pretending to throw the ball into his face; now Kobe is about to retire and I can’t stop crying, oh god… I’m back! Sorry about that. Kobe might be close to retirement, but Barnes…
Read MoreShelvin Mack Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
We’ve already determined that the Utah Jazz have a bunch of players they can build around, commonly called a “core”. A core is what the Utah Jazz have. No doubt about it. As I said, it’s already been determined by experts. It is not all set in stone. Sometimes players must be added to cores….
Read MoreLance Stephenson Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
Here’s a cool idea for some aspiring video game modder to work on: what if you took Lance Stephenson and placed him in Lance Vance’s role in GTA Vice City? Would that not be the raddest thing ever? I love that game, and I love Lance Stephenson. Perfect! SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
I love it when this kind of stuff happens. The Rockets are hurting a bit right now, looking for that little push to get them into the playoffs. Their roster isn’t cutting it, and they need to bring in some fresh talent to revitalize things. Enter some random guy that nobody’s ever heard of named…
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