Attention NBA GMs: This is the Seth Curry that you can expect if you acquire him for your own basketball squad. Some of the things you will get include:
-The hype that comes with having a Curry on your team
-Three-point shooting
-Other forms of scoring should you desire them
-Playmaking
-But only if you also acquire Kosta Koufos
-Something called “The Curry Curse”
-Headbands
-A good player in his own right
-You really need Kosta Koufos though, it’s like a package deal
-He looks like a loris
-A loris with a headband
-Lorises are cute