I’ve been holding this one close to my chest. My most audacious and trailblazing nickname creation yet. The time has now come to reveal this new nickname to the world and, in doing so, introduce an entirely new way to refer to Marreese Speights in conversation.
“Flying Speighetti Monster”
I know, I know. I’m a genius. You don’t need to remind me.
I withheld this nickname because it implies that Speights does a lot of “flying”, when in reality he does not sky for dunks all that often. Well, if you watch this video, you’ll see the FSM legitimately getting more than a few inches off the ground in order to make a bitchboy out of James Harden. That makes this new nickname trendy and relevant.
Any use of the term “Flying Speighetti Monster” is subject to royalty payments of $0.25 per use. Checks can be made out to D.T. Buck.