There was no K.J. McDaniels dunkilation last year. A tragedy, I know, but as much as I wanted to make it, he only dunked it 10 times. That’s a good ratio to the mere 29 total shots he made, but not even close to enough material. There is hope this year, though. He’s already slamjammed it, like, 5 times. As the Rockets figure out that Corey Brewer is total garbage he should be next in line for more minutes as a running partner for James Harden.
Even more minutes could be his if he can figure out that three-ball. He it one tonight, a good sign made even gooder because of the embarrassment he had previously suffered at the mighty righty Dwighty paw of Dwighty Howard. You can argue, I guess, if you wanna be a dick about it, he got the foul call, but everyone knows that it was a clean block. A DEVASTATINGLY clean block. So clean I had to show it twice. I swear I slip closer and closer to becoming a lowlights channel every day.