Does it ever seem like the league is colluding to get LeBron more rings? That’s the only explanation I have for Atlanta trading Kyle Korver, and then trading for Ersan Ilyasova even though they JUST HAD a perfectly elite three-point shooter on their roster only a few weeks prior. Either the Hawks (along with the Mavs and every other team) are working together to furnish LeBron with some more hardware, or they decided to tank and then changed their mind.
Not like I have a problem with LeBron getting more rings. The more rings he gets, the more awed my grandchildren will be when I say that I saw President LeBron putting teams on his back and carrying them to championships. Those little brats will be so jealous. So goddamn jealous, and I won’t even tell them about my highlight empire of yore. They wouldn’t even be able to handle the fact that their gramp-gramps was a world-renowned highlight magnate.