Malcolm Brogdon AKA “The Junkyard Brog” AKA “The Prez” AKA “Brogdog” proves once again how he should be the starter for the Bucks by scoring two more points than his main rival and archfoe Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova. I don’t know how much more evidence Jason “Crash Car into Tree then Beat Up Pregnant Wife” Kidd needs, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned during my tormented time as a Bucks fan, it’s that Jason Kidd doesn’t use things like evidence or facts when deciding which players to arbitrarily insert into and remove from the rotation.
By the way, the ROTY of the year race is still wide open. Dario “Diarrhea” Saric had a poor game last night, scoring just ten points. Meanwhile, the Junkyard Brog continues to confound defenders with his extremely flat shot that he somehow gets over the arms of those guarding him. Before the season started there were concerns about whether or not he could extend his range; we all remember how failed Bucks second-rounder Doron Lamb never managed to do it despite being a big-time three-point shooter in college. Those concerns are all gone now, and we have moved beyond the “small sample size” issue as well: Brogdog is a good three-point shooter, plain and simple.
Sometimes I wonder what he would look like with an afro. I bet it would be pretty rad. Just putting that out there.