My upcoming playoff dunkilation is ruined now. Avery Bradley almost put LeBron “The King With no Ring (but now he does have rings)” James on a mega-poster, and if his attempt had successful, it would have been the best dunk in the entire playoffs, no question. But the attempt failed, and the knowledge that we were denied a vicious poster slam from Bradley makes every other dunk in these playoffs look like stupid boring garbage.
If there’s anybody out there who’s really, really good with Photoshop, get in touch with me. I’ll pay you approximately five (5) hot pockets (any flavor you want) if you can Photoshop this video so it looks like the ball went through the hoop on the dunk attempt. I don’t know if Photoshop works good with videos but the creative talents of the internet at large never fail to amaze me, so I know there’s somebody out there who can do this for me.
You’d also have to edit the replays. I am paying exactly one (1) Toaster Strudel (apple flavor, non-negotiable) per replay edited. Trust me, this is way more than most guys will pay for same kind of work.