This is the first, and possibly only for the whole rest of time (which according to scientists is approximately 100 quintillion years, so a long time for sure), time I have made a Lauri Markkanen highlight video that doesn’t have any three-pointers in it. The reason for that is simple: he didn’t make any three-pointers to show, dummy! The way he shoots so many of them, it makes sense that if he doesn’t make any he’s having some sort of horrible anomalous game that is simply unworthy of being depicted in the medium of highlights.
Not tonight! Instead of making threes, he simply went into the paint and dunked the ball over and over, repeatedly, bamboozling the questionable defense of the Hawks. I was definitely going to make a three-ilation of this guy when the season ended, but now I might have to make a dunkilation as well. Maybe I could combine them… nah. That would be too intense.