Has Quin Snyder changed his system recently? I’m feeling like I’m not watching the same Jazz team this last month or so that I was when they were losing all those games. It could be that players are simply playing better and that explains the difference. Or, it could be that coke-head Snyder had a…
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Danilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With how long Danilo Gallinari has been in the league, it’s easy to forget that he’s not yet 30 years old. Granted, his play-style does a lot to deceive; even his poster dunks from prior seasons seemed like those of a nursing-home inmate and he never looks like he’s going very fast or getting a…
Read MoreGary Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
After a slow start to the season, a slow start where I had to wait a whole god-damn month before he even scored 20 and I considered tweeting “#nothypedforgaryharrisanymore”, Gary Harris has really picked it up lately. The last time he scored in single-digits was in mid-December, the previously-MIA 20-point games are now regular occurrences,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With Aaron Gordon out, the Orlando Magic don’t really have a true “first option” on offense. The opportunity is waiting, just yearning for some enterprising young player to grab it. You know what I’m thinking, yeah? Heck yes. We are on the same page, my man. Let’s do this. Marreese Speights as the first option!…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
REVENGE GAME ALERT! REVENGE GAME ALERT! BOJAN BOGDANOVIC JUST HAD A REVENGE GAME AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM! REVENGE GAME ALERT! The Wizards might have won this game, but who is the real winner here? It’s still the Wizards, but it’s also Bojan Bogdanovic a little bit, because he just made them regret ever letting him…
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