How much would Danilo Gallinari have to pay somebody to just, like, live in house and travel with the team, and his one job would be to give Gallinari a proper shave every single morning? You could pay somebody like that minimum wage since they’d only have roughly ten minutes of work to do every day. The rest of the time they would just chill out and play casual games on their phone or watch bootleg porn DVDs in the back of the team bus or flirt with the cheerleaders whatever they wanted to. But every morning, this “personal grooming assistant” would make sure that Gallinari doesn’t walk out the door without first ridding his face of any unsightly hair growth.
I would volunteer myself for this position but my credentials are quite lacking. I can’t shave my own face without botching up the whole situation. Sometimes I just wear ski masks in my day-to-day life just so people don’t see the warzone of my chin and cheeks area. I don’t know what would happen if I tried to shave somebody else’s face. I’d probably slice their jugular with a razor blade by accident. So I would strongly recommend that Gallinari not hire me, but I also strongly recommend that he hire SOMEBODY, anybody other than me, because his pubey neckbeard is 100% gross 100% of the time.