Markieff and Marcus Morris squared off against each other in this game, as they’re so used to doing since the Suns did them dirty by splitting them up (by the way, you don’t need to feel bad about them getting ‘done dirty’; they lost their right to sympathy when they beat up that one dude…
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P.J. Tucker 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF ME MAKING THIS VIDEO 9:00 PM last night: see that P.J. Tucker had 22 points 9:00 PM: Swear loudly and rue the day I ever decided to make NBA highlight videos 9:05 PM: Google “how to increase YouTube view counts” while also beating my face with my fists 9:10 PM: Make any…
Read MoreAlec Burks 28 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
This is what I expected out of Alec “Alex Burk” Burks when I found out that he would be one of the few veteran players present in the Warriors’ injury-depleted scrub-lineup. A long time ago, in a mystical land known to adventurers as “Utah”, Burks showed some, if not big-time scoring ability, at least medium-time…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
The ship has sailed on all the hype Doug McDermott had coming out of Creighton. It wasn’t an apocalyptic level of hype like, say, Jimmer Fredette, but it was pretty intense at times. It’s easy to forget with the passing of the years (this is McDermott’s sixth season already) how excited people were for this…
Read MoreAaron Holiday 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Prior to this game, Aaron Holiday was shooting a laughable 1-for-18 from two-point land. That’s worse than JaVale McGee’s three-point percentage from last year, but at least McGee had an excuse (that excuse being that he was shooting from way outside his real range and Luke Walton was too much of a wimp to stop…
Read MoreJa Morant 26 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
I’ve pretty much already totally forgotten about the Grit’n’Grind era of Memphis basketball. For one thing, it wasn’t very much fun because defense is antithetical to the whole point of basketball IMHO, and for another, all the big names from back then are donezo. Zach Randolph, out of the league. Marc Gasol, partied too hard…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Raptors fans love infesting every corner of the internet with their rabid homerism. It’s just what they do. US government efforts to create a separate “Canadanet” which would quarantine all Canadians onto their own private internet have thus far proven unsuccessful, sadly. I don’t know for sure really, but I assume they’ve been at least…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Wait a minute, this is Tomas Satoransky’s career high? It may seem obvious to you now (because I put “Career High” in the title of this video, otherwise you wouldn’t know either, don’t lie), but that fact is seriously surprising to me. This isn’t some scrub or some rookie that we’re talking about here. This…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Bogdan Bogdanovic has not had a very good start of the season for the Kings. What’s going on? He’s 27, he should be improving year-over-year, but instead he has regressed badly. I’ve come up with some theories, but that’s all they are, theories. We’ll never know until the 30-for-30 on the SSS (Serbian Superteam in…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
I am currently very upset over an injustice that just happened to me at McDonald’s involving coupons and a VERY rude drive-thru attendant. I chose the thumbnail image for this video because it accurately portrays what my face looked like while I was screaming. Have the never heard about “the customer is always right”? Don’t…
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