The Knicks signed a whole bunch of players in the offseason, most of them of varying degrees of goodness ranging from “decently okay” to “pretty good I think”, and you’re telling me that the best scorer that they have is Marcus Morris? Followed closely by a rookie who can barely shoot? I’m thinking several things right now about the Knicks, some good, some bad, and some nonsensical, but one phrase that keeps coming up in that labyrinthine tangle of thoughts is “failure in roster construction”.
The fact that Morris is the best scorer on the Knicks means I don’t have to make highlights for him, right? Please say yes. Someone please tell me that I don’t have to make vids for this dude anymore. There should be a rule, where if you’re the best scorer on your team, you don’t get DTB vids. Not even if you’re a rookie who would otherwise always be eligible. Not even if you’re only averaging 12 for the Hornets and everyone you play with sucks just as much as you do. It should be a rule. Who rights these rules, anyway?
So good on Morris for putting up 29 aesthetic points, hitting a whole bunch of swaggy jimbos. And congratulations to him and the entire Knicks organization for winning another game, this time against a fairly decent team that is about 100 times more exciting than your squad. Really great. Wonderful. Now go away and don’t bother me again, I’ve got real scrubs to think about, not fake role-players who wish they were stars.