Sources within the Barrett family have furnished me with a full copy of R.J. Barrett’s christmas wish list, which I am now posting here with no edits or commentary:
-An authentic NBA Rookie of the Year trophy
-A real Snuggie (not the weird off-brands that you get from Chinese sellers on Amazon)
-Get Bobby Portis to stop punching me
-Wilson Evolution Game Basketball 29.5 inches
-One year of Old School Runescape membership to make it easier to train smithing on my ironman
-Teammates who don’t suck
-A coach who doesn’t suck
-Summoning – With Doom we Come deluxe 2x gatefold vinyl box set with “Eye of Sauron” patch
-Beats headphones (all my teammates have them)
-Warm socks
-A new team