After the Clippers got their rear rends decisively handed to them by Jordan McLaughlin, Malik Beasley, and the rest of the Timberwolves’ hastily-assembled squad of scrublords, how do you think their star players are reacting?
Kawhi Leonard: Currently conferring with his uncle on how to fake another injury to force another trade. Not reporting to the team plane. Taking his own jet back to LA so he doesn’t have to look at anybody in the eye and lie to them that he’s happy to be on the Clippers.
Paul George: Figuring that he has already betrayed two teams with his trade demands, might as well demand a third trade. Also getting catfished by a fifty-year-old Minnesotan dude pretending to be a 19-year-old Instagram model and sex goddess.
Montrezl Harrell: Calling out so-called “superstars” Kawhine Leonard and Paulina Georgette for ruining the Clippers’ tough, win-at-all-costs culture while also ignoring his own inability to play any defense at all.
Meanwhile, Jordan McLaughlin is whooping it up at some high-end Twin Cities nightclub (if such a thing exists), buying multiple rounds of drinks and mozzarella sticks for everybody in the establishment while replays of his dunks are played in an endless loop on all the TV’s. He’s also probably having lots of…”success”…with women right now. Emphasis on the “succ” part of “success”. If you get what I’m saying.
And DownToBuck is over here in shock wondering what the heck just happened.