February 2020 – Page 12

Tyus Jones 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

I’m still wracked by guilt over the fact that Tyus Jones’ impressive debut for the ‘Zlies – 15 points, 7 assists – came and went without receiving a highlight video from DTB (an acronym which, I have now come to understand, stands for Disrespects Tyus’ Ballerness). Every day, and especially every night, the thoughts of…

Kent Bazemore 18 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

You wanna hear something funny? Kent Bazemore is getting paid nineteen million dollars this season to average 8/4/1 on 35% shooting. The reason that fact is more funny than sad is because this is the last year of the Bazed God’s contract. It doesn’t matter that he’s taking up a whole lot of the Kings’…

De’Anthony Melton Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony just amassed a career high in points by scoring nine points in the final 23 seconds of the game. Obviously some very weird things have to happen in order for a player to put up a scoring burst that, while not really rivaling T-Mac’s 13 in 33 seconds in terms…

Bruce Brown 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

Bruce Brown basically floatered the Bucks to death in this game. “Death” might not be the right word because the Bucks won the game and the Pistons lost, but he did hit at least four of those dang things (maybe more, but my mind is so full of rage that I can’t think clearly). Longtime…

Miles Bridges 22 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

I got a much-needed reprieve from this dude over All-Star break, but now that’s over and Miles Bridges is back to his old tricks of consistently scoring roughly twenty points per game without fail, thus causing a relapse of my chronic MBFS (Miles Bridges Fatigue Syndrome). I first felt my MBFS coming on at the…

Malik Monk 25 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

We are now OFFICIALLY past the All-Star break, which OFFICIALLY means that the teams that were kinda-sorta tanking can pull out all the stops and start unabashedly tanking with an extra-large dose of tankiness. The playoff picture in the East is still slightly murky, but the Hornets are so far out of it by this…

Thaddeus Young 22 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

There may have been another Young who played tonight who may have scored 50 points, but who cares about some midget chucker on a horrible team? This is the REAL Young performance that people should be caring about. The Thaddeus kind of Young. The Mad Thadder kind of Young. The season-high acquiring kind of Young….

Cam Reddish 16 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

By some people’s depraved definition of the term, Cam Reddish hit the “game-winner” in this game. That shot, which was the final field goal of the game (thus, in some minds, “game-winning”), occurred with thirty seconds to go, but try telling that to these peverted sickos. They’ll have you believe that Reddish hit a forty-point…

Presenting the DownToBuck Highlights Archivium

LINK TO THE DOWNTOBUCK HIGHLIGHTS ARCHIVIUM: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfwtpgn358Vq8ta_wOuB9Zg/ The hidden door creaks open on ancient hinges. Down a secret flight of steps the Curator descends, needing no light to navigate the familiar path. The sounds of crawling things scurrying away, disturbed from their quiet, is nearly louder than the Curator’s footsteps on the seldom-trodden stairs which…

Landry Shamet 19 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2020)

It would have been neat if Landry Shamet’s clutch game-tying three near the end of the first overtime period had given the Clippers the strength to dominate the second OT to come away with the win. You’d think that the jubilation at being given another chance to win the game would have resulted in a…