Haters who direct their hate towards Kevin Porter Jr. would do well to realize that Porter is still only 19 years old, with only 8 players in the NBA who are younger. If haters want their hater status temporarily revoked, they have to name those 8 players without consulting any reference material. Personally, I came…
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Marquese Chriss 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Shown in this video: Marquese Chriss enacting brutal REVENGE on the Suns for foolishly giving up on him, tearing down rims and blocking shots with primal fury. Not shown in this video: Marquese Chriss getting blocked by Devin Booker but showing incredible restraint by not punching him in his smug face after he started yapping…
Read MoreJa Morant 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
If the NBA award voters cave to public pressure, the pressure applied by utter casuals who don’t even watch games, to make Zion Williamson the ROTY of the Year, I’m going to be upset. Not really upset enough to do anything besides make snarky comments on the internet (coincidentally, the same thing I am doing…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
I would like to reiterate my astonishment that Larry Nance Jr., who isn’t even that bad of an offensive player, only has a career-high of 23 points. It just doesn’t seem possible that this dude, who can score in a bunch of different ways and has been in the league for half a decade now,…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
It was good for Devonte’ Graham to hit some threes in this game; if he had gone in to the three-point shootout having gone 1-for-9 and 0-for-whatever in his last two games, there’d be no way he could win. He’s still probably not going to win anyway, but now he has the confidence granted by…
Read MoreCam Reddish 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Cam Reddish made just four field goals, yet here I am making his highlight video before some other, worthier candidates because I’m obsessed with statpadding my view counts. Sure, 16 points is Reddish’s 7th best game of the season, but I still feel unclean for ignoring, say, Devonte’ Graham’s 28 and 8 in favor of…
Read MoreAnfernee Simons 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Trailblazers fans were kind of hoping, after Anfernee Simons’ monster game to end the season last year, that he would step in and be the third guard after Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum, the guy who could come in off the bench and reliably replace some of the midget chuck bros production by being a…
Read MoreJeremy Pargo 15 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
I don’t know why I was wasting my time with all these other videos when this is the video everyone cares about: Jeremy “What Even Happened To Jannero” Pargo scoring 15 points in a real-life NBA game on a real-life NBA court against a real-life NBA team with real-life NBA fans watching. After being out…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 28 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Despite Serge Ibaka’s heroic 28-point performance (a performance that featured more points than ANY he had during his time in OKC, by the way), the Raptors lost, ending their winning streak at 15 games. Good. I’m going to sound like a butthurt Bucks fan, and maybe I am a little butthurt, but they (and their…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
We’re still waiting on that elusive 20-burger from Donte DiVincenzo. This is the fate of many a role-player in the NBA, to go from dropping 20 literally all the time in high school, to doing it sometimes in college, to never doing it in the NBA. Has he been to the G-League yet? I don’t…
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