February 2020 – Page 17

Miles Bridges 18 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

I feel bad for anybody who watched this game, either on TV or in person. Right now I am too sleepy to delve deeply into the stats, but an 87-76 final score has got to be one of the lowest combined scores of the season. It’s definitely top ten in that category of dubious distinction….

Damion Lee Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Alec Burks and Glenn Robinson III, two of the Warriors’ most potent scoring threats with the injuries to Steph Curry and Klay Thompson, are gone, traded to the Sixers for a little pile of second-round draft picks. D’Angelo Russell, another major scoring threat when he wasn’t injured, is gone as well, to the Timberwolves. Among…

Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE TO HEAT FANS: Jae Crowder wasn’t nearly this good a shooter while he was in Memphis, so don’t get your hopes up because he went 5-of-8 and 4-of-8 from three in his first two games wearing a Heat uniform. The 29% from three that he shot in 45 games for the ‘Zlies…

Dewayne Dedmon 14 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

It seems like a while ago now that Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon demanded a trade from the Kings. The lag time between him going public with his demands and the Kings actually finding a willing trade partner was considerable. I was starting to think that the Kings wouldn’t find a taker for his contract and…

Terrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Is Terrence Ross currently mired in what NBA insiders accurately call the “Post-Contract Slump of Badness” (PCSOB)? Last year was a contract year for Ross, so naturally he played as well as he was physically able to play. Now he’s, as the kids say, “got the bag” in the form of a four-year contract which…

Markelle Fultz 13 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

I am straight-up gunning for the eyeballs of Markelle Fultz fans right now and I’m not ashamed to admit it. All these middling performances from Fultz where he barely drags himself into double-digit scoring totals? I don’t care how middling they are. I’m making the damn video no matter what. There’s an under-served market out…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Tim Hardaway Jr. was easily capable of these types of scoring performances while he was in New York (and, to a lesser extent, Atlanta). He’s clearly still capable of them in Dallas, but he’s not asked to do it as often thanks to the prominent presence of a certain second-year Slovenian wunderkind named Zoran Dragic….

Juan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

I am beset by rage now. I was led, nay, DECEIVED, into the creation of this video by FALSITIES and LIES. Juan Hernangomez, the target of my fury, is comfortably flying away from Toronto in the Timberwolves’ private jet, waited on by beautiful maidens known as “stewardesses” while I toil away in squalid poverty, alone…

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

During his time in Brooklyn, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (hereafter shortened to RHJ [pronounced “ree-haj”] for brevity) slowly worked on incorporating a funky midrange game into his repertoire. It looked totally awful, the most hideous jumper this side of Giannis, but it was fun. I might have dissed it a bunch at the time, but that was…

OG Anunoby Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

OG Anunoby is playing pretty well this season, but he isn’t exactly a perfect replacement for Kawhi Leonard. I know that Raptors fans never expected him to be, but from this ignorant outsider’s perspective, SOMEBODY needs to be the Kawhi replacement. Here are the ways that Anunoby fails to live up to the task: -Midrange…