In his first game with the Detroit Pistons, playing just eighteen minutes, John Henson outdid anything that he did while he was in Cleveland by making six out of six shots and scoring twelve points. His previous season high was ten points. Is Cleveland that much worse than Detroit where players who go from one…
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Dejounte Murray 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
Dejounte Murray was one rebound and one assist short of finishing with a triple-double. It would’ve been good for him to get it, because that would’ve been at least one good thing to happen for the Spurs instead of the zero good things that happened for the Spurs. Actually, even if Murray did get the…
Read MoreJames Johnson 15 Points/5 Assists Timberwolves Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
Behold, the power of friendship! Karl-Anthony Towns and D’Angelo Russell are basically the two best bros in the whole NBA, and the strength of their bond overcame whatever feeble bonds the Clippers have (at this point, the bonding that is going on over there is attempting to bond fists with faces). Russell didn’t even need…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 17 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
Wayne “The Man With The Golden Arm” Ellington was mercifully granted a small amount of legitimate (that is to say, non-garbage) playing time last game, and he responded by hitting a bunch of threes in the third quarter of yet another Knicks victory. That performance entitled him to a veritable minutes bonanza in this one,…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
I already regretted making a vid for Fred VanVleet’s 20 and 7 performance last game, but now I REALLY regret it. Because there is not a single person on earth who would rather watch that video than this, objectively superior, video. It is totally obsolete now. Before this game, it sucked. Now it sucks AND…
Read MoreJordan Poole 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
I was kind of hoping that these last two games by Jordan “Poole Party” Poole where he scored a combined 35 points would bump him over the magical 30 percent field goal percentage threshold, but I forgot to consider that he made a grand total of 8 shots in his prior 7 games (while playing…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
As usual, there are a lot of storylines going in the NBA right now. An alien viewing our pathetic lithosphere-encased magma ball that we call “Earth” would assume that the point of professional basketball is to be able to view basketball played at the highest level. In reality, nothing could be further from the truth….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 23 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
To put into perspective how much Brook Lopez’s three-point shooting has fallen off a cliff (I still love him though), here’s a stat for your edification: Amount of times that Brook Lopez hit five or more three-pointers in a single game last season: 9. Amount of times that Brook Lopez hit five or more three-pointers…
Read MoreMalik Monk 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
I only was spurred to make this Malik Monk as quickly as I did because I made a Devonte’ Graham video earlier where he assisted on two of Monk’s dunks and I was struck by how devastatingly sick those dunks were. Both of them were absolute assassinations of the rim. I’m surprised Iran didn’t nuke…
Read MoreSeth Curry 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
Seth Curry was 10/10 from the field in this game once he got done scoring points. He would go on to miss four straight shots without making another, leaving him with “just” 26 points for the game, but that fact only diminishes the quality of this performance slightly, and it doesn’t diminish the quality of…
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