Everyone should know by now that semi-interesting factoid that the only active player with a better career three-point percentage than Seth Curry is Stephen Curry (subject to change, I think they were literally tied at one point). That piece of information is going to be a staple of pub trivia nights for at least the…
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Terence Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Terence Davis being a total beast and absolutely 100 percent the next Kawhi Leonard is cool and all, but after that 31-point game he had a couple nights ago, I’m feeling that my hype for him has peaked. It’s all downhill from here, until the point where I resent his very existence and wish he…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Looking at the game logs for Duncan Robinson is a real trip. A trip into the future where three-point shooters have gotten so good (possibly due to brain-computer interfaces) that it is a surprise when they miss. The last time Robinson had a game where he didn’t make a three was back in late November,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 26 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
If you’re tired of the Nikola Jokic-esque performances from Bam Adebayo (I know I am), then boy do I have the video for you! Forget about the passing, forget about the comparisons to some flabby dude from Serbia, this is the kind of performance that makes the Dwight Howard comparisons from earlier in his career…
Read MoreBrandon Goodwin 21 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
I was under the impression that, with the acquisition of Jeff Teague, Brandon Goodwin would move firmly into the “third-string PG” role. That would only make sense, given that he only started getting primary backup PG minutes around the beginning of the year. It would also make sense, given that Teague has a pedigree as…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Well, it appears that Bogdan Bogdanovic has made it through the trade deadline unscathed. After 29 other teams called Vlade’s personal office line directly inquiring about his availability, it turned out that the Kings liked him better than whatever assets they were going to get in return for him. So the dream of the SSS…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 17 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Just so you guys know, a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation is DEFINITELY happening after the season is over. I have a feeling that Hachimura’s reliance on those pull-up midrange jimbos is going to decrease in the future as he gets more comfortable with scoring on other ways, so I can’t afford to miss this opportunity. If…
Read MoreKelly Oubre Career High 39 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
“Thanks for agreeing to come over,” Kelly Oubre said as he led James Harden through the entryway of his modest Phoenix apartment. “I know we’re enemies on the court, but I hope we can be friends off it.” “Your business plan intrigues me,” James said. “The money I couldn’t care less about. But more exposure…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
There has been speculation that Reggie Jackson is exploring the option of asking the Pistons to buy out his contract so that he can go somewhere where the games will actually matter. The Pistons are clearly tanking after giving up Drummond for a poopoo platter of John Henson (poo), Brandon Knight (poo), and a second-round…
Read MoreChristian Wood 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Just four days ago, I wrote words that were almost frighteningly prophetic: “If Andre Drummond does get traded and no starting-caliber centers are received in return, then the date of that trade will mark the true beginning of the Christian Wood era in Detroit. The eras will be marked by the denotations B.C. (“Before Christ(ian)”)…
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