I’m going to be honest right now. I’m not the world’s biggest Julius Randle fan. Last season he took a lot of shots he couldn’t make, and even this season it seems like he’s going to miss every layup he attempts. But that’s not the primary reason why I have a vague dislike for him.
It’s because he has a lumpy face.
And a lumpy body.
Don’t lie. You have a distaste for Draymond Green for the same reasons that I have a distaste for Randle. There is no point in lying since this is the internet and nobody knows who you are anyway (unless you fell for the “use your real name on YouTube” meme). So you can admit it without any negative repercussions: both Draymond and Julius look they just walked out of a sleepover at Chernobyl. The fact that Julius majorly showed off his “Randle Handles” in this game doesn’t change my opinion of him because none of those assists made any progress towards making his face easier to look at. He had a great game and was certainly the main factor in the Lakers’ win, but man, his face. Just look at it.