Okay, so obviously “Fulton Homes” paid a lot of money to get their name shilled every time the Suns make a three. They had to have, because only a large sum of money could speak strongly enough to the Suns organization to make them willing to ruin the quality of their broadcasts. And, I might add, the resultant highlight videos. Mikal Bridges needs to not make a habit of making as many threes as he did tonight (5). One or two is fine, but each successive one makes the video worse and worse. If Stephen Curry was on the Suns, no one would want to watch his highlight vids unless the sound was turned off or it was a national game, because of that stupid “three-point zone” phrase.
I can hear it in my dreams.
So now I’m wondering how much DownToBuck would have to pay the Suns to have his catchphrase said instead. I’m not exactly awash in cash right now (gotta start that Patreon…), but I think I could take out a loan or something, because with the resultant exposure I would quickly be pulling in 6, if not 7, figures.
All I have to do to put this plan into motion is come up with the catchy words to say whenever a Suns player hits a three. That’s a work in progress, I’ll let you know when I’ve got a nice selection to pare down and eventually find the perfect one. But would it even have to be threes? I could let Fulton Homes have their turf, and stake my claim on dunks. Or floaters. God, I hate floaters.