Kevin Porter Jr. 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/lW431_qK72E I think I speak for all NBA fans when I say thank you to Taurean Prince for consenting to have his locker take the place of Kevin Porter Jr.’s in the Cavaliers locker room, thereby initiating a cascading chain of events that resulted in KPJ ending up on the Rockets and averaging 18 PPG…

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Brook Lopez 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/KFR4NAPI00w In some senses, this is an “old-school” Brook Lopez game. He doesn’t make any three-pointers in this video, although he did attempt some (he went 0-3). All of his points were a result of him making mince meat out of the Zards’ overmatched interior defenders. If you swapped out the Bucks jerseys for those…

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Talen Horton-Tucker 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/Jl17YI2xAas I can’t even remember the amount of Laker player videos I’ve made this season. It might be zero. Scrolling down their roster, all their good players are disqualified from my channel for one reason or another, leaving only underwhelming role-players like Markieff Morris, Alex Caruso, and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. The role-players on the Lakers are…

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Robert Williams 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/gQd_vC4xfcw Out of all things in the world that you could christen “Timelord”, I feel like a shot-blocking center in the NBA is the last thing that would earn that moniker. I don’t even know how he got the nickname, all I know is that I can’t make sense of it. Nothing about him screams…

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Patrick Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/6aKco3PV3Wk Patrick Williams was the fourth overall pick in last year’s draft, and he’s basically performing up to expectations as far as I can tell, yet there is little hype surrounding him. Sure, he’s not really in the ROTY of the Year conversation, but he’s definitely in the “Third best rookie of the year” conversation,…

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Kenyon Martin Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/u4DcZ5NpoC8 I try not to hold grudges too much, but the fact of the matter is, grudges are FUN to hold, so I’m not even going to apologize when I disclose the following grudge: I have a preordained dislike for Kenyon Martin Jr. because his dad is Kenyon Martin, and once upon a time, the…

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Drew Eubanks 17 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/G583BpCT3YE Now that LaMarcus Aldridge is “stepping away from the team” to “explore other opportunities” (basically, the Spurs are gonna trade his old ass, and they want to get a head start on having him gone), there is a major POWER VOID in San Antonio. The Spurs don’t really have any other bigs who are…

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Aleksej Pokusevski 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/hgEieKzNRDc From my consumption of “behind the scenes” NBA content, I have gleaned that most NBA players have their diet at least partially planned out for them by the nutritionists that their team employs. I have also gleaned that most teams employ chefs to make delicious meals that also meet the dietary needs of their…

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Rui Hachimura 29 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2021)

https://youtu.be/6fPUE9gJUyE There’s a reason I made compilation of all of Rui Hachimura’s midrange jumpers last season, and that reason is illuminated in this video. I’m not going to bore you with too many words when the midrange artistry on display speaks for itself, but I do have two words that I think will pique your…

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Kevin Porter Jr. 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/5UdplIZF9cg Kevin Porter Jr. is back, people. Backer than back. Back times two. Back SQUARED You’re looking at the future of Rockets basketball, no, I’m not overreacting. You’re the one who is underreacting here. Maybe watch this video and get back to me, yeah? I don’t even remember who James Harden is anymore. Some ring-chasing…

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