The only thing stopping Gerald Green from being the swaggiest chucker this year is the Kobe Bryant Farewell tour. The shots that Gerald is taking this year are getting crazier and crazier, it never seems like he gets a good look unless he’s dunking it. It’s great to watch, I love it when player just…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 10 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
I don’t know what I expected from Spencer Dinwiddie coming into the season. It’s safe to say, though, that any expectations I may have had did not include him shooting pull-up threes. Where did he get the idea that he could do something like that? Not even Jennings does that much anymore. Unless your name…
Read MoreRasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Rasual “DNP – 1 Turnover” Butler is not a regular fixture on this channel, despite his inherent scrubbiness. He demonstrates that it is, in fact, possible to be too much of a scrub for me to make highlights of you. I would consider my entire subscriber base to fit inside that category, actually. If you…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
I always like to see a young player put it all together for a game, even if we all know that the performance is just a flash in the pan of averageness. Donatas Motiejunas has a lot of attributes you want in a young big: he’s got post moves, he’s Lithuanian, he can shoot the…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Shelvin “Macksturbation” Mack exacts vengeance on the team that waived him all those moons ago, dropping in five buckets and five dimes on a Wizards team who thought, once upon a time, that A.J. Price deserved the backup PG spot over him. The personnel decision mistake that keeps on giving, if you will. Dënniß ßchrööder…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points/9 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Andre Drummond has had a slow start to the year, a troubling development for Pistons fans who lean on Andre as their only young player who is any good. The culprit is easy to spot; Stan Van Gundy is trying to turn Andre into Dwight Howard, wins and stats be damned. It’s a good idea…
Read MoreJabari Parker 14 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Jabari Parker shivered, his stomach turning knots as he looked at the six remaining uncooked brats before him. He turned to see how the other insufficiently-clothed competitors were doing. Damien Inglis, just having upchucked his portion of the “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity”, lay in the snow, curled up in a little ball and moaning. Giannis,…
Read MoreRay McCallum 12 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Since I’ve got a bunch of family members ’round my place for Thanksgiving (it’s an American holiday for all you heathens out there), I decided to utilize the poetic talents of my seven-year-old nephew Dylan in this description. He was tasked with writing a poem about Ray McCallum, and here it is, with spelling mistakes…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Ryan Anderson stared, dumbfounded, at the words stamped on the device attached to his arm. He checked, squinted, and checked again, but the letters did not change. “Smoothie King” He knew what he had to do. The all-consuming anger that he had felt while incinerating his teammates with his arm-wielded flamethrower had given way to…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Omri Casspi was a pretty good role-player as a rookie for the Kings, back in 2009. Then, betraying the usual development cycle for young players, he got worse almost every year afterwards, especially after leaving Sacramento for Cleveland. He was bad enough in Houston that he earned the nickname “Asspi” from disappointed fans. Now he’s…
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