Kawhi Leonard sat in the pew, looking classy but not over-dressed. He wasn’t much of a religious man, truth be told. But the mild downsides were outweighed by the PR benefits of being seen at a church periodically. He wasn’t really paying attention. In the years of being a player under coach Popovich, he had…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (5/10/2014)
In this series, Nicolas “I Want To Punch Juan Carlos Navarro In The Balls” Batum is the only bright spot on an embarrassingly-outmatched Blazers team. While his teammates struggle to tie their shoes and navigate food from their fork to their mouth, Batum is showing that he is worth the money that he was paid…
Read MoreAnthony Davis All 146 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
I don’t know guys. Am I going to be able to do Anthony Davis game highlights next year? The point of this channel is to raise up the downtrodden, to bring light to the dark places. GDawkFactoryInsRebornClips will be more than happy to show us what Anthony Davis does next year while I enthuse over…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2014)
Serge’s heartbeat quickened. Blake Griffin was posting him up aggressively, trying to get by for a layup or dunk. It was clear that he wasn’t going to pass the ball. Now was the time for Serge’s plan. There would be no better opportunity. At the first sign of Blake making his move, Serge stuck out…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 21 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2014)
Nicolas “I Hate Juan Carlos Navarro” Batum is an example of what happens when a young, raw player actually develops. But, for every Nicolas Batum, there are ten Hassan Whitesides left behind, forced to seek employment overseas. The Blazers lucked out this time, and their prospect turned out to be a high-quality starter who is…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (5/8/2014)
Is it time for the Nets to panic? Yes. This is the playoffs. Adjustments need to be made before it’s too late. Win or go home. Win or go home. Win or go home. If something doesn’t change the Nets are gonna get swept. Swept in 4. Don’t worry. I’ve got the solution. What invigorates…
Read MoreThabo Sefolosha 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/7/2014)
Back before people were throwing around the term “3-and-D guy” like so much confetti, Thabo Sefolosha was a 3-and-D guy. It made sense to start him; stick him on the other team’s best perimeter player, and tell him to get out of the way on offense so that Westbrook and Durant (usually Westbrook) can do…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 21 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2014)
Marcin Gortat is not having very good matchup luck in these playoffs. First he has to go up against DPOY Joakim Noah. After dispatching him, he now gets to face the former DPOY Roy Hibbert. Talk all you want about the recent failures of Hibbert, but the fact remains that he is 7-3 and can…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas All 80 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
There is a lot more to Jonas Valanciunas’ game than dunking. However, for the purposes of this video, we don’t care about any of that. For all you know, these 80 dunks are the only shots that Jonas made all year. His sizable accomplishments this year have been reduced to a compilation of him converting…
Read MoreAron Baynes 10 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2014)
DownToBuck, seasoned businessman and entrepreneur, has a new proposal for Mr. Baynes: The Baynes Bus! It would be like the Bang Bus, but instead of girls getting “picked up” off the “streets” to film indecent videos, the Baynes Bus would actually drive around San Antonio to retrieve real people walking the streets. Then, they would…
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