Ray Allen exited his car and in the player’s parking area at the arena, eager to begin the sweep of the Nets. Nodding at the assorted hangers-on and media members, he headed towards the locker room. But as he approached, something seemed to be wrong, as there was a throng of fellow Heat players surrounding…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 17 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2014)
The more I watch Jamal Crawford play, the more I want to hit him with my fists. He has a dumb-looking face. It’s kind of droopy and he has puffy cheeks that would make perfect punching bags. He’s also skinny enough that I feel like I could probably take him a fight. I’m not an…
Read MoreDrew Gooden 12 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (5/5/2014)
As I’ve mentioned before, the playoffs are not a great time for fans of role-players and all-out scrubs. Yearning for some Garrett Temple? Hah. Desire some Otto Porter highlights? Excuse me while I LOL. So that makes these Gooden highlights even weirder than normal. It’s not like he even got that many minutes, but in…
Read MoreGerald Green All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
If Gerald Green dunks it this hard in the NBA, imagine how hard he was dunking during the two years he spent in glorious Russia. Nothing against the guys in the Russian league, I’m sure they ball their hearts out every night, but they probably were no match for Gerald Green’s superhuman jamming prowess. In…
Read MoreDevin Harris 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (5/4/2014)
Here’s some statlines for you: Player A: 12 points on 3 of 11 shooting, 2 assists and 2 turnovers. Player B: 17 points on 6 of 10 shooting, 3 assists and 3 turnovers. One of these players have it all. The other is an injured, past his prime player. Can you figure out which is…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
What is the point of dunking? Sure, there are plenty of obvious reasons: it scores points in an efficient manner, it looks impressive, and it is fun to do. But, as far as I know, nobody has ever looked deeper into the matter, to glean the societal and philosophical implications of the basketball shot known…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
The Atlanta Hawks finally did the thing everyone has wanted to see for years: putting three-point shooters at every position and letting them chuck. It worked to an extent, since they did take the number-one seed to 7 games, but since said number-one seed was an ongoing and spectacular trainwreck, it’s undetermined if the strategy…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
It was big news when it was revealed that J.J. Redick made his ex-girlfriend sign an abortion contract. However, in typical fashion, the lamestream media failed to get to the bottom of the story. Luckily for fans of basketball gossip, DownToBuck was on the case. I now present my findings; a sampling of some of…
Read MoreDraymond Green Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
There are a lot of people out there (including me) who think Mark Jackson is a bad coach. He might still be. But we have to give credit where credit is due: his insertion of Draymond Green, AKA “Mr. 33% From the Field”, into the starting lineup was a good decision. The Blake Griffin-Draymond Green…
Read MoreDanny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)
The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…
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