Okay, I wrote the third rap in my Giannis Antetokounmpo rap tetralogy. “Gyroz & Smoothiez” When tha hankerin’ hits for some food Giannis know how to satisfy it good He don’t like to look at naked guys If you do I got a surprise In tha hood there’s a place called Papa Niko’s All kinda…
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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part II)
Here’s the second in my series of raps about Giannis Antetokounmpo. This one is called “Buck Brothahood”. Giannis and Jabari, two peas in a pod Saviors of basketball like real-life gods Do you ever think ’bout suckin’ a willy? Congratulations, you’re gay, you silly Smokin’ a fatty and ballin’ for cash These two G’s have…
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In my never-ending efforts to make it big in the rap game, I have composed a few more rap songs in homage (homieage?) to the original homie, Giannis Antetokounmpo. If some of the big players in the rap scene want to contact me, do it through twitter. Be aware that if your inquiry includes emojis…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)
Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jabari Parker? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Parker: Drafted second overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Parker: Milwaukee Bucks Who wins? Parker [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: This guy just straight-up scored in any way you could…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Bennett: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves Who wins? it’s a tie [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part II)
(Feb. 16, 2015) Well, we traded for that guy MCW. Brandon Knight visited before he left for Phoenix. We hugged but I was smiling inside because he never passed me the ball. I would have averaged 20 if he could look at anything other than the basket. Last night I had another dream about Grant…
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(Dec. 16, 2014) Dear diary, I can’t believe it. I was playing better and better every day and then my knee just gives out on me. The MRI results just came back and it confirms what everybody thought: my ACL is all blown up. When I got the news I threw up all over the…
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