Tag: Cory Joseph

If you have ever wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re in luck. If you have never wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re still in luck, because you just realized that you did actually want to see such a thing and now it is…

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Whoops, these highlights ended up kind of crappy. Nothing wrong with them technically, it’s just that all the assists were lame and the scoring was only decent. Never underestimate the detrimental effect lame assists can have on a video. There’s a reason some highlight-makers don’t include them, even if they include the cooler ones. Worst…

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I don’t know whether to be impressed or appalled by this performance by Cory Joseph. His 33 points, which totally demolished whatever meager career-high he had set previously, are certainly very impressive. Especially when you consider that they basically all came as a result of his own shot-creating ability; only two of these baskets were…

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I’m sitting here in my highlight-making chair just having made Cory Joseph highlights. And I’m impressed by what I saw from this guy. Is there something wrong with me? It’s been so long since I felt emotions, since I was anything other than a zombie sleepwalking through life, present yet detached. Is this because I…

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While these highlights are titled “Cory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)”, they could easily have the alternate title “Malcolm Delaney GETTING EXPOSED BY A CANADIAN MIDGET Full Highlights SICK!!! (12/16/2016)”. Both are equally accurate, because in the process of scoring 17 points, Cory Joseph manhandled Malcolm Delaney. It will take more than this semi-impressive…

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Given how unnecessarily excited the Raptors commentators were getting for Cory Joseph’s middling offensive performance, I figured that Joseph had been underperforming for the first bit of the season and that the commentators were just happy to see any signs of life out of him. So I checked it out. I honestly don’t know what…

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How’s this for a fairytale-like story: a young basketball player who idolized his hometown NBA team from an early age eventually makes his way to the NBA, then, after a few seasons, gets traded to the very team he religiously followed during his developmental years, then helps that team to the playoffs, and makes a…

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It’s playoff time! The regular season is over and forgotten, the slates are wiped clean, and anything can happen. Cue up that old NBA on NBA theme song (hell YEAH), and get ready for the NBA postseason’s most enduring tradition: Watching the Raptors disappoint. Seriously, when your leading scorer is Cory “Rings” Joseph, in the…

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Based on my extensive knowledge of British demographics, I have totalled the various types of people who attended yesterday’s game in London: -2,000 chavs -500 chavettes -1,200 football hooligans -300 Polish people who stole all the jobs -5,000 posh totties -3,000 scousers -700 tories -too many Pakis -1 cheeky cunt -0 people who know who…

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I don’t really expect Cory Joseph to continue shooting 57% from the field like he has been through the first eleven games, but then again, there’s a lot of occurrences in this world that I don’t expect. Like Jennifer leaving me. And my favorite brand of cheesey-flavor chips getting discontinued. These are all things that…

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