https://youtu.be/aE7N_Gxqsyg If you forgot that Tyler Cook played for the Nuggets last season, I don’t blame you. I absolutely still think you’re a dirty casual who should GTFO the frick off my channel, but I don’t blame you for being a dirty casual. He got signed by them to play in the Bubble, which still…
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Deividas Sirvydis 16 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/EVKQicrfWBI Recently, I have been hyping up Ignas Brazdeikis’ recent emergence for the Magic for the sole reason that he was the only DTB-eligible Lithuanian player that was doing anything of note on the court. But now we can shove Brazdeikis to the side because there is a new Lithuanian in the NBA to idolize…
Read MoreSaben Lee 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/uPhXFUE3wtE Like many bad teams do at the end of a season, the Pistons have transitioned to a rotation of players that almost exclusively consists of players who could be considered to be part of their “young core”. The phrase “young core” is a sacred phrase that holds talismanic properties within its syllables. Simply uttering…
Read MoreKillian Hayes 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/P8B4EH69TQs Phew. For a while there, a long while there, I was afraid that the whole season would go by without me having the chance to make a Killian Hayes highlight video. Imagine the seventh overall pick not getting a rookie-season DTB highlight video even though I was willing and ready to drop everything and…
Read MoreSekou Doumbouya 20 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2021)
https://youtu.be/e_YY4fThf7c Sekou Doumbouya had a couple decent games last season, games where I obviously made highlight videos for him, and that whole experience colored my perception of him. I try to be stoic and unaffected by hype at all times, but I think I got a little too drawn in by Doumbouya’s flashes of skill,…
Read MoreHamidou Diallo Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2021)
https://youtu.be/69GY9-P2W88 “Dear Jerami, Thanks for agreeing to pretend to be injured so that I can get more minutes. I know it was probably Coach’s idea, but since you’re the franchise player, you wouldn’t have had to agree if you didn’t want to. You’ve been playing really well this season and I’m sure you would rather…
Read MoreSaddiq Bey 26 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/2I3awa5Kmpg With less than two weeks to go in the regular season, the Pistons are winding things down. Jerami Grant, Mason Plumlee, Cory Joseph, and Wayne Ellington are all sitting out with phantom injuries. Ellington in particular could have gotten some return value in a trade, but what’s done is done. Now the only thing…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 25 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2021)
https://youtu.be/FtHWjB1FM1A While I was making this video, half of my brain was focused on the minutiae of actually doing proper editing for all these clips, and half of my brain was thinking about how I could make Bob Ross jokes in this video description. And actually there was another half of my brain that was…
Read MoreIsaiah Stewart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2021)
https://youtu.be/IUwlIZuYvRk I don’t know very many things about Pistons fans. In fact, the list of things that I know about Pistons fans is so short that I can enumerate it fully and not even come close to hitting YouTube’s draconian 5,000-character limit on video descriptions: 1. They enjoy Jet’s pizza above all other pizza chains…
Read MoreSaddiq Bey 25 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/QqsOVr_dLPQ Do people still use the term “bae” in reference to things that they love, or did that play out a few years ago? Over time, I have lost my ability to stay currently with the new slang, and when I do become familiar with a slang term, I latch on to it for way…
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