Hamidou Diallo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/5q1b3RxZNcE I made this video under the impression that this game was Hamidou Diallo’s debut for the Pistons. And now I’m seeing on basketball-reference that Diallo had played one game for the Pistons before this. Excuse my French, but what the god damn hell? Or, in actual French, c’est quoi ce bordel? I don’t know…

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Frank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/VWYcinR5ZpE I don’t know about that hair. I just don’t know about it. Does Frank Jackson WANT to look like a short version of DJ Wilson? Because right now Frank Jackson looks like a short version of DJ Wilson. And nobody on earth should want to look like any version of DJ Wilson. Except for…

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Saddiq Bey 28 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/zpQzHvHfo2s Tough luck for Pistons fans this season. This was finally going to be the year where the franchise threw up their hands, said “screw it”, and tanked. And that’s what they did. Some signings were made that may have made it look like tanking wasn’t happening, but those were just smokescreens. Forget trying to…

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Rodney McGruder 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/jdSvmVDGpSc Sorry Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder, I don’t care if it’s time for your annual random 20-burger in between extended stints of nothing-burgers, I am SO DONE thinkin about the Pistons or their players right now. I’m semi-retired. My time has value. But I look at the videos I made for this particular slate of…

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Saben Lee 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/WL3ZnceCSiI Do we have any insight into what’s going on in Killian Hayes’ head right now? He was drafted to be the point guard of the future for the Pistons, but he got injured, and now the two-headed beast of Saben Lee and Dennis Smith Jr. are both busting out simultaneously. Hayes is probably pretending…

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Wayne Ellington 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/VI4mha3PZic It’s unavoidable at this point. Some playoff team is going to covet Wayne Ellington at the trade deadline and give up at least one draft pick and one cruddy young player with “upside” in order to have Ellington on their team. Whether or not this transaction will also involve somehow getting Blake Griffin and…

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Mason Plumlee Triple Double 14 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/aL78E2vwbQE Another game, another triple-double for Mason Plumlee! Problem is, I’m totally desensitized to triple-doubles at this point, I literally feel nothing when I see that whatever random role-player has one. Maybe you’re in a better place than me, a place where you see that a player has at least 10 statisticals in three major…

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Dennis Smith Jr. Triple Double 10 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/OIz2s40bjL0 The Dennis Smith Jr. redemption tour continues! There’s a reason that Mavericks fans were really hyped for this dude as a potential franchise cornerstone, and it wasn’t just because they were displaying the overvaluation of their team’s own prospects typical of NBA fandom! Actually, that was a major part of it, probably the major-est…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/f4xwaqebyuI The “Dennis Smith Jr. Will Be An All-Star” ship has sailed, right? That ship sailed right out into the open seas with nobody on it except the corpse of a dude named “Captain Stumpy” and a bunch of ship cats. Nobody is holding out hope that DSJ will morph into a star-level player. Right…

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Saben Lee 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/YXN_42t94ZU Saben Lee. Just say the name out loud. That’s a name that’s infused with primal athletic force. It’s like the phrase that God uttered to breathe the game of basketball into existence as clouds of formless stellar dust swirled around him. It’s like Gaben of Valve and Half Life fame was combined with Saber,…

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