Joe Johnson is now at the point in his career were he is widely beloved even if he kind of sucks. Did people simply forget how much they used to make fun of him for being an iso chucker and having a ridiculous (for the time) contract? He iso chucked his way to 20,000 points…
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Joe Johnson 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
By my estimation, exactly two out of twelve field goals made by Joe Johnson last night were set up by a teammate of his. The other ten were strictly the result of Johnson’s isoing tendencies, tendencies which have fairly earned him the nickname “Iso Joe”. With Gordon Haywards’ minutes being extremely limited due to food…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/15/2017)
This is Joe Johnson’s fourth highest-scoring game of the season. Combine that with his clutch shot at the end of regulation to avert overtime and snag the Game 1 Win, and you can only come to one conclusion: Iso Joe has STEPPED UP for the playoffs. He is EMBRACING THE SPOTLIGHT. He MAKES BIG SHOTS….
Read MoreJoe Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
I don’t remember Joe Johnson looking this slow when he scored 29 the first game of the season. Did he use up all his energy on that one? He hasn’t scored 20 since then, until tonight. I don’t think I’ve seen this many buckets scored by just slowly dribbling around and shooting since I last…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 29 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
Do you ever watch a highlight video but instead of getting hyped you just kind of sit there because you know you’re watching the regression of the NBA back into early-00s iso-ball? I sometimes do. It’s like “wow it’s so cool that this guy is getting buckets but damn, does he ever get set up…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2016)
Joe Johnson got up from his couch to answer the unexpected ringing of his doorbell. He had not been anticipating visitors, so it was probably just a solicitor. When he opened the door, though, he groaned. “Kobe warned me this would happen…” Father Time grinned a toothless grin. “You thought you could evade me forever,…
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