Kyle Korver – Page 5

Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

This kind of a performance is about all we can expect from Kyle Korver nowadays. Some threes, and free throws from whatever technical foul happens while he’s on the court. His ratio of twos-to-threes attempted isn’t as lopsided as I imagined it would be, but he’s continuing his seasons-long trend of shooting more long bombs…

Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)

I wonder what kind of hippie magic Kyle Korver did to his body in the last offseason. Previous offseasons of his have featured weird hippie activities such as deep-sea diving and eating vegetables, so I can only imagine the depraved acts that he perpetrated upon his body to prepare for this season. He might have…

Kyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/31/2016)

I’m really getting sick of these damn kids ringing my doorbell and interrupting me from my work. It’s like, you can see my hunched over form through the blinds, illuminated only by the harsh glow of a computer monitor. You can just assume from that fact that there won’t be any candy handed out. I…

Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2016)

Fans of esoteric sports will no doubt be aware of something called “Korfball”, which is a basketball-ish game played in the Netherlands. I’m not exactly sure what makes it different than Netball because, to be honest, why would I educate myself on sports that are kind of like basketball but aren’t basketball? It’s pointless. Anyway,…

Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2016)

Lost amongst the brouhaha regarding some dude with glass ankles making an unprecedented amount of threes is the lackluster season that Kyle Korver has been having. Remember, he was an All-Star last year. An undeserving one, maybe, but one nonetheless. Once the darling of the NBA, he has been reduced to sub-40% shooting from three…

Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2015)

At this rate, my Kyle Korver end-of-season three-ilation is gonna look really crappy compared to last year’s version. Well, maybe it will look about the same, but it will be a hell of a lot shorter. Which is a shame, because the corresponding Stephen Curry video is gonna be like 200 percent sicker. In case…

Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

Who else was getting a little worried about Kyle Korver? Don’t be ashamed. We’re all a little bit guilty. It’s hard to root against players like Kyle, so when he started the season 5-of-20 from the threezone, I found that, for the first time in my life, I didn’t resent him for being a stunning,…

Kyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)

The story so far: I met a chick at Dunkin Donuts who was so hot and persistent that she made me break my vow to never again form relations with a woman. We went to my apartment and started watching Dude Where’s My Car. I took a pee break and when I came back she…

Kyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…

Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2015)

Allen Iverson and Kyle Korver were teammates back in the old days before dress codes and advanced statistics. Young Korver was just a rookie, eager to be tutored by one of the greatest scorers in the game. Sharpen your pencils, kiddos, it’s quiz time! How much of the future All-Star Kyle Korver’s All-Stariness can we…