Minnesota Timberwolves – Page 33

Karl-Anthony Towns 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2015)

It’s pretty crazy that Towns can go off for 17 and 11 and still only see a small bump in his season averages. There are plenty of young bigmen out there who, if they put up that statline just one time, people would go nuts. But Towns does it day in and day out. Somebody…

Zach LaVine 20 Points/8 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)

Someone tell my why Zach LaVine isn’t a beast yet. It baffles me. Your provided reason(s) cannot include the following points: -Selfish nature -Turnover prone -White -Black -In Between -Won the Dunk Contest which ruins every player it touches -No court vision -Doesn’t properly mourn Flip All the signs point to him being a beast…

Karl-Anthony Towns 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)

Everyone agrees that the “KAT” nickname for Karl Anthony-Towns sucks and needs to stop being used. Right? Right. What some lesser-informed people may not realize it that there is a deeper hidden meaning to the nickname, an additional connotation that somehow makes it even worse. Somehow. Is such a thing even possible? I’m talking about,…

Andrew Wiggins Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)

Relaxing in his condo after another tough workout, Andrew Wiggins felt himself drifting away once again. He sighed, knowing what was to come, but powerless to stop it. He closed his eyes and let the blackness overtake him. He came to in a familiar place. An industrial-looking training facility in a nondescript inner-city warehouse, seemingly…

Kevin Martin 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)

Normally I don’t like to make highlights where a lot of free throws are taken. Plays where fouls are drawn are not usually the most fun to watch, and often the ratio of buckets highlights to non-buckets highlights gets skewed within the video. I’m making an exception here. Watching Kevin Martin draw fouls is watching…

Karl-Anthony Towns 11 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2015)

Oh damn. Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot threes now? Damn. Damn damn damn. I’ve already forgotten about Andrew Wiggins, henceforth referred to as “Second Banana” or just “Banana”. With Karl-Anthony adding a long-bomb to his repertoire, he is officially the completest offensive talent on the Timberwolves. What can’t he do? Crossovers? I bet he could if…

Karl-Anthony Towns 28 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

Practice was over. As the Timberwolves milled around the gym, drinking their Gatorade and chatting idly amongst one another, Karl-Anthony Towns started off running towards the exit, an excited look on his face and his hastily-applied bright red scarf trailing behind him. The still assembled players could hear a faint voice emanating from the corridors…

Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…

Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part IV)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…