What is not shown in this highlight video is Noah “Chokey McChokeman” Vonleh missing two free throws with a minute to go that would have tied this game. That’s because this is a “highlight” video, and those missed free throws are not a highlight except if you’re a Blazers fan. In watching this video, you…
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Trey Burke 19 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
At some point during this game, Trey Burke’s headband disappeared. I only (“only”) noticed because he looks like an alien from outer space without it. I think I’m just so used to him with it that him without it makes him seem utterly foreign. Not just from another place… but from another time?????? Whatever, as…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
So close to a 20-20 game for Enes Kanter. 1 rebound short, which is basically inexcusable, because rebounds are the easiest stat to accumulate. All he had to do was call a timeout, and use the stoppage in play to tell all his teammates that he was going to try really hard to get another…
Read MoreTrey Burke 31 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Trey “Treyburkulosis” Burke is… back? I think so. He’s so back that I even resurrected his nickname that had been temporarily retired because of how bad he was sucking. It’s only been two games, so he could easily regress into the “getting benched for Emmanuel Mudiay” version that we have been seeing, but it’s good…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
Emmanuel Mudiay has been playing… sorta decent lately? I’m not going to get into how suspicious it is that he starts playing good right as Trey Burke starts playing bad, and then takes his minutes. I will leave the speculation for another day (if you want a teaser, do you remember that part of Space…
Read MoreTrey Burke 24 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
The bucket-getter Trey Burke, the “Allen Iverson 0.7.1” Trey Burke, the redemption story Trey Burke, those are the Trey Burkes we’re not seeing this year. We’re seeing the bricklayer Trey Burke, the benched for Emmanuel Mudiay Trey Burke, and the DNP Trey Burke. What happened to last year’s version? Was it all a mirage? Did…
Read MoreKevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I was loath to create this video given that Kevin Knox only made four field goals on his way to seventeen points. However, I eventually reconsidered when I laid out in my mind the pros and cons of making this video. PROS: -Seventeen points ties a career high for this young rookie -There are a…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 4 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
Whoops! Totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m already pretty much done with the next video, and then I look at my YouTube browser tab and see that all the info for this vid is blank! At least I remembered the thumbnail. So. Mitchell Robinson. The commentators seem to think he has…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)
The Knicks shook up their starting lineup a few games ago, and now it consists only of young, potential-y players (besides Vonleh, who will never be anything more than what he is right now). Tonight, it was Trier, Ntilikina, Robinson, Vonleh, and Damyean Dotson. That’s the kind of lineup that gets me excited. Buh-bye, Lance…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier 21 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)
Normally the prospect of Allonzo Trier scoring 21 points would send him rocketing up my priority list, but not this time. Why? Too many free-throws. 9 of them. That’s why you’re getting this vid 12 hours after the game ended instead of right after. Now, on to more pressing matters. Trier’s on a two-way contract,…
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