Allonzo Trier 15 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

Okay. So now we know that the fifteen points Allonzo Trier scored in his rookie debut were not a fluke. A fluke would not happen twice. That would contradict the very definition of a “fluke”. We can say with relative certainty that Trier is a player who is easily capable of scoring fifteen non-flukey points…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 29 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

If Tim Hardaway Jr. even slightly keeps this up over the next few weeks, he’s going find himself banished from my channel. It happened to Victor Oladipo last year just like it’s happened with many others in the past. I am not afraid to deem role-players not role-playery enough for inclusion in my sacred archivium….

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Kevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Coach Fizdale was really reaming out Kevin “School of Hard” Knox there after that last three. I have no idea what constitutes “good basketball” and my only judge of success is if a shot went in, so everything looked fine to me, but Knox must have really messed something up for his coach to be…

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Enes Kanter 29 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

The age of Enes Kanter shooting jumpers is over. There were multiple possessions early on in this game where Jarrett Allen was dropping way back on him as he stood at the elbow, and he didn’t even look to shoot. This lends credence to my theory that Russell Westbrook demands that his teammates shoot it…

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Noah Vonleh 12 Points Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I almost didn’t do this one, because it’s only 12 points for a former lottery pick, but I had a bad feeling that I would regret it if I didn’t. It’s very possible that Noah Vonleh never scores more than this the whole season. His career high is only 16, after all. Plus, it’s his…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 31 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

There will undoubtedly be some outraged Knicks fan in the comments of this video informing me that Tim Hardaway Jr. also had five assists in this game and why aren’t the assists being shown? I would like to address this future commenter directly. I didn’t include the assists because nobody wants to watch THJ pass…

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Mario Hezonja 15 Points Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I’m pretty sure the Knicks commentators had never seen Mario Hezonja play before tonight. Not during the preseason, not during all the times the Magic came to visit, never. Otherwise they wouldn’t have been showering him with all the faint praise that they were. They wouldn’t sound so cautiously optimistic. Anyone who has watched Hezonja’s…

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Allonzo Trier 15 Points/1 Dunk Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I don’t know what the concept of “over-under” is because I’m not a degenerate gambler, but what’s the over-under on me misspelling Allonzo Trier’s name with only 1 L this season? A million? Is that an appropriate number? Because it’s going to happen every time I upload a vid for him this season, I already…

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Isaiah Hicks 15 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

This is video 31 of my end-of-regular-season highlights extravaganza, but it really should’ve been like 15th or so. I’m sorry. It slipped through the cracks, but luckily I caught it before I wrapped things up, so here we are. The most points Isaiah Hicks has ever scored in the NBA, an achievement colloquially known as…

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Trey Burke 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I figure if I just keep doing highlights, it’s like the regular season is still going on, that all these role-players and scrubs and sub-scrubs (looking at you, Furkan Korkmaz) still have more chances to show their worth in the NBA. I don’t want to stop. I’m not going to stop. This is video number…

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