Frank Ntilikina 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

So, Frank Ntilikina finished the season shooting below 40%. Well below 40%. 36.4%, if we want to be precise about it. It’s basically an international standard at this point that 40% is the official cut-off line for an acceptable field goal percentage. Anything below that and you’re probably a marginal player at best, and you’d…

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Luke Kornet Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Luke Kornet walked into the visitors’ locker room and saw that there was something else, other than his jersey, waiting for him in his locker. Stepping closer, he saw that it was a small, resealable pouch of whey protein powder. He picked it up to investigate it closer, maybe return it to whatever trainer had…

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Frank Ntilikina 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Frank Ntilikina looks a lot like some other NBA player that I can’t put my finger on. It freaks me out every time I look at him, how much he resembles this unknown baller. I wish I could figure this out, it’s driving me nuts, plus it made appreciating this career-high performance by The French…

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Jarrett Jack 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Jarrett Jack spent the entire second quarter of this game dominating the Bucks. He ended with eleven points, three rebounds, and five assists in just that quarter, which doesn’t sound like a whole lot until you extrapolate it out. I crunched the numbers using math, and Jack would have dropped a 44/12/20 line if he…

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Luke Kornet 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

It’s a shame that Luke Kornet sorta sucks, because he really has the look of a good NBA player. His actual ability to play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis isn’t there, but his ability to look like he can play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis is abundant. I think I’m just really eager…

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Damyean Dotson Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

As the Knicks commentators so nicely pointed out, Damyean Dotson is the first Knicks rookie to score 30 points in a game since… wait! I’m going to let you figure this one out. I would’ve had a really hard time with this one, even though I definitely made a vid (since deleted, along with its…

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Michael Beasley 27 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I wish I could say this was a revenge game for Michael Beasley, but, in what seems like a major career oversight, he hasn’t played for Charlotte, either as the Bobcats or Hornets, at all during his decade-long tenure in the NBA. He probably could’ve scored 30 a game on that one really bad Bobcats…

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Trey Burke Career High 42 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

In the process of doing research for this description, I was forced to search “Trey Burke dick pic” to see if he did, in fact, send someone an image of his dong. I did not see the pic in question, luckily, but now Google thinks that I am interested in the genitalia of NBA players….

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