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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 17 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

Sometimes I am just way too nice to you guys. Not only have I given you, with this upload, the video “Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 17 Points Full Highlights”, I have also given you a bonus video. A whole extra set of full highlights, at no extra cost: “Tiago Splitter 2 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights”. It’s…

Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

I don’t even have a description where Joel Embiid bodyslams Dario Saric from the top rope for taking away his ROTY award written for this video. I really messed up on this one, sorry guys. I promise next time I will make the slaves in my description dungeon work extra hard to give you guys…

Shawn Long 18 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

Here’s the deal bros: the Wisconsin-Florida game just went into OT, and I sure as HECK am not going to miss the exciting conclusion of that game just to write some words about some barely-above-D-League-level player named Shawn Long who scored only 18 points and not 70. Yeah, I know college basketball sucks. I’m aware….

Dario Saric Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

I am going to try and ignore the fact that some dude on the Suns scored a lot more points than this. I suggest you do the same, otherwise you won’t be able to appreciate these highlights for what they are: Dario Saric’s best scoring game in the NBA, featuring a wide variety of moves…

Shawn Long 13 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)

So, I wanted to see if Shawn Long lives up to his last name (not in that way you sicko), so I pulled up draftexpress and found out that his wingspan is seven-foot-one. So he’s not an insane freak of nature, but his arms are longer than he is tall, so that qualifies him as…

Nik Stauskas 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/22/2017)

Two 20-point games in a row for Nik Stauskas. Consecutively. Without interruption. According to DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA FOR BEING CONSIDERED A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER, that means Nik Stauskas can be considered a good basketball player! Are you excited? You really shouldn’t be, because DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA are noted for their shoddiness and their inability to…

Robert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

OFFICIAL DTB PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: While it may seem like Robert Covington is playing well this year, and in fact he probably is playing well this year, he is still not shooting over 40% from the field. Defense is great. Steals are great. Rebounds are great too. But so is efficient shooting, and Covington is…

Nik Stauskas 20 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

I will reserve final judgment on Nik Stauskas’ career until after he gets on a team that isn’t dumpster-fiery. That doesn’t mean, however, that I’m going to stop using my “Sucksass” nickname for him, because that thing is really sweet and still relevant. Note that I refuse to use that other nickname for him, a…

T.J. McConnell 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Somehow T.J. McConnell is succeeding in the NBA. No one knows how, but it’s happening. I doubt even the clingiest of his nuthuggers during his Arizona days thought he would be this good at the next level. He’s NINTH this season is raw assists. Out of all the players in the best basketball league in…

Richaun Holmes Career High 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Fact: Richaun Holmes provides 50% of the funness that Joel Embiid did at a fraction of the injury risk. Fact: Dario Saric provides 50% of the funness that Ben Simmons will at a fraction of the injury risk. Those two facts, their factuality combined, mean that there is no reason that you shouldn’t be watching…