Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Is is too much to ask that Dario “Sergio, no Sario” Saric get a triple double before the season ends? I don’t think so. Remember MCW? Of course you do, he was only ROY of the year a couple seasons ago. He got them all the time, no problem. Here’s the plan: ask T.J. McConnell…

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Richaun Holmes 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

Is it bad that I continue to utilize the “Rich Holmie Chaun” nickname for Richaun Holmes when I barely understand what it’s referencing? My knowledge of rap artists is minimal, and even that is an exaggeration. I didn’t know who Rich Homie Quan was until I looked up the reference because the 76ers Twitter used…

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Justin Anderson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

You wouldn’t know it from watching this video, but Justin Anderson was playing against his former team tonight. Maybe he was trying to impress his old teammates, maybe he wasn’t, maybe he was trying to show up Mark Cuban, maybe he wasn’t, we have no way of knowing. The commentators didn’t mention it all. It…

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Jahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)

Last year we were robbed of the opportunity to see late-season Jahlil Okafor because he injured some body part or another. As any fan of NBA scrubs knows, the end of the season is prime time for huge scoring performances from mediocre players on bad teams. I have no doubt that Okafor would have averaged…

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Dario Saric 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2017)

Dario Saric is averaging 20/7/4 in the month of March on 47% from the field and 39% from three. Do those numbers remind you of another recent rookie’s March domination? The rookie in question is similar to Dario in more ways than just numbers. If you filter out all unnecessary thoughts, you will find that…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

This is the defining game of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot’s nascent NBA career. 18 points, way more than his previous career high of 12, and evidence that he can stick in this league for more than a few meager seasons. Trust the process! These highlights basically blueprint how he will score the bulk of his points during…

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Jahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

I guess it’s okay that Jahlil Okafor didn’t end up getting traded. Despite how much everyone from fans to owners to concessions workers to Joel Embiid hates him, it’s unlikely that he find a bigger role on another team than the one he has in Philly. Maybe the Lakers, but that’s about it. It has…

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Dario Saric Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

We would be looking at Dario Saric’s first career 30-point game if he could hit free throws. I get that the tank has to be maintained at all costs, but 30 points is more important than even that. All he had to do was make that last one to elevate this performance from “really darn…

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Richaun Holmes Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Who even needs Joel Embiid when you have a guy who does all the same things and isn’t a walking injury report? No one, that’s who, and especially not the Sixers. He shoots threes, he dunks, he blocks the bejabbers out of people, it’s all there. People aren’t quite as hyped for Richaun Holmes as…

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Robert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2017)

Not shown: Robert Covington’s inexplicable take foul with 12 seconds left in a tie game. He made up for it with the game-tying putback as time expired, but what the heck was he thinking? You’ve got to know which teams are in the penalty and which aren’t. Same deal with timeouts. Part of the game…

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