I think this does it. I think this is the game that propels Dario Saric from “ROY candidate” to “guy who is gonna be ROY unless something really messed up happens”. Congratulations 76ers fans. It looked pretty likely at the beginning of the season that one of your rookies would be ROY, and it’s going…
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Shawn Long 13 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
10-day contract time is my favorite time of the NBA. By this point in the season, I’m bored of all the scrubs who have been scrubbing things up on rosters the whole season. I want new scrubs! There is nothing quite like taking the wrapping off of a brand-new scrub and seeing what’s there. Nothing…
Read MoreJustin Anderson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
The 76ers have, since the Embiid injury, regressed into the barely-above-D-League squad that we know and love. They have some decent uninjured pieces, but they are forced to give decent minutes to some really marginal dudes, including some actual D-Leaguers on 10-days. I’m not sure if Justin Anderson falls into the “decent uninjured piece” category…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
With each consecutive primo performance, Dario Saric’s chances of winning the ROY award go higher and higher. He is scoring consistently in the 20-ish range now, and his assist numbers remain impressive even though he has no one to pass it to. Yes, I’m aware that that’s a horrible argument. I don’t care. Saric wrung…
Read MoreNik Stauskas Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
The Sixers may have gotten blown out at home by the lackluster Pistons, but they got something far more important than a meaningless regular-season win tonight: they discovered a heretofore undiscovered part of their CORE. That CORE piece that has recently been unearthed? Nik Stauskas. CORE. HARD CORE. Previously, their CORE consisted of these constituent…
Read MoreJustin Anderson Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
If it makes you feel better, you can append “/1 Game-Winner” to the title of this video. I can’t stop you. It’s your mind, you can imagine the title of this video to be whatever you want. It doesn’t even have to be Justin Anderson hitting the “game winner”. You like Jeremy Lin? Make it…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I don’t know how this happened, but this thumbnail for Dario Saric makes him actually look pretty good. Normally I have no choice but to choose a thumbnail image that makes him look like a dope. I had a bunch of those for this game as well, but I thought, hey, why not make a…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Well, the 76ers suck again. It was a fun little run where they were winning a bunch of games and Joel Embiid was providing Twitter bantz and they still had Nerlens Noel and Ersan Ilyasova. Now their roster is back to being garbage since they don’t have any of their three best players from that…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
If you’re a Sixers fan, you have to look at the silver lining of the injury cloud that obscures every aspect of your favored franchise. It’s there, believe me, it might be razor-thin, but that god-damn silver lining is there and you have to look at it, otherwise you end up staring into the black…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
From now on I’m going to pretend that Dario Saric is Ben Simmons. I’m not just going to acknowledge that Saric and Simmons have similarities in their respective games; I’m actually going to watch Sixers games as if Simmons is playing and not Saric. Don’t hate. This is my way of dealing with the pain…
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