Is it just me, or is Tayshaun Prince getting whiter? Not talking about his mannerisms or playing style here; it’s like his skin is actually losing pigmentation as he makes his one-way journey through time. I could make a Michael Jackson joke, but it wouldn’t be very funny. Doesn’t matter, anyway. The passing of the…
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Tayshaun Prince 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2015)
Father Time has landed a fair few heavy blows to Tayshaun Prince. I don’t know how much longer he can remain in the league, especially now that he’s on a rebuilding team who doesn’t have much use for his talents. How far can championship experience take a player? Judging by his current apperance, it looks…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)
Tayshaun Prince scrolled through his contact list until he came upon the entry he wanted: “The Unholy One Himself, 666-6666”. Hitting the green “dial” button, he listened to the phone ring, wondering how he would phrase his request. Before he could ponder too long, the call was answered. “Keep this short, Khraakklor,” said Satan, referring…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2014)
Tayshaun was stretched out on his sofa, attempting to give his back some much-needed relief, while also enjoying some Price is Right on the TV. His phone, sitting by itself on the coffee table, began to rang just as he was getting comfortable. “This better be important,” he grumbled as he stretched to grab the…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Surveying his infernal realm, Khraakklor G’orlath smiled a demonic smile. His enemies languished in flaming torment, and would continue to suffer until time itself came to its spectacular end. The only light was the flickering of flame, delicious flame. Khraakklor’s phone rang. He reminded himself that he should really just leave it on the overworld,…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 15 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (4/30/2013)
On the continuum of NBA players, I’d put Tayshaun Prince somewhere between “savvy vet” and “glue guy”. His tiny weakling body can no longer hold up to the rigors of scoring a lot of points, so the Grizzlies don’t ask him to score. They only ask him to bring intangibles such as: -Grit and hustle…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
I’ve come to the conclusion that Tayshaun Prince is some kind of demon from the underrealms. He’s just so freaky looking. And he’s got a fungal growth on his face that would kill any normal human. Demons must age at a slower rate than normal as well, because there’s no way a 33-year-old could pull…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 14 Points (Grizzlies Debut) Full Highlights (2/1/2013)
“Hey Tayshaun, we need to talk.” It was Mike Conley. “Why don’t you come with me to the weight room.” Tayshaun drained a last three-pointer before following Mike out of the gym. He walked into the weight room and saw Austin Daye sitting on the bench press, with the rest of his new Grizzlies teammates…
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