These days, it’s easy enough to get footage of hyped basketball prospects from an early age. There are whole YouTube channels based on the premise that people want to see young kids dominate AAU and high school games. Even middle school games, or younger. It’s really ridiculous, but at the same time it’s totally awesome….
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Tyson Chandler 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
Tyson Chandler is currently sitting at sixth league-wide in rebounds per game, 12.2. Only Whiteside, Jordan, Drummond, Howard, and Gobert are better, and his Total Rebound Percentage would be the best of his career if the season ended right now. That’s pretty crazy for a guy who was written off by nearly everybody (including yours…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 22 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
This is Tyson Chandler’s 16th year in the league. It seems like just yesterday people were calling him a bust because he was the 2nd overall pick and couldn’t score even when he wanted to. Where has all the time gone? Now he’s a respected savvy veteran role-player, so respected and savvy and veteran and…
Read MoreTyson Chandler All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Tyson Chandler fell to his knees in the middle of the Arizona desert, overwhelmed with grief. He picked up two handfuls of sand and let the fine granules slip through his fingers. The sand was just like Tyson’s own athleticism: fleeting, no matter how tight of a grip one tried to keep on it. Soon…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
I recently found out about a sweet video that shows Tyson Chandler playing in some kind of high school showcase game (McDonalds All-American? Maybe?) and there’s a part where he just totally whams it on some little person. I don’t exactly feel like going back to find the link, but I would recommend going to…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Remember when the Suns lost the LaMarcus Aldridge sweepstakes and their consolation prize was Tyson Chandler? Ha. Haha. There are roughly 26 teams in the league that would be a better fit for Chandler’s services. Basically any team that’s going to the playoffs or has playoff aspirations within the next year. It would also make…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 16 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
TYSON CHANDLER JUMPSHOT ALERT! TYSON CHANDLER JUMPSHOT ALERT! TYSON CHANDLER MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT This is allegedly the fourth jumper of the season for Tyson. I say “allegedly” because I haven’t seen any of these other alleged jumpers. I can only go by what Basketball-Reference says, and there’s no reason for them NOT…
Read MoreTyson Chandler All 179 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!?” I yell, frenetically pacing back and forth behind my desk, fists clenching and unclenching with barely-suppressed rage. “I didn’t know, sir, I didn’t know!” says Steve, my assistant. I stop my movement and stare in disbelief at the cowering man. “You don’t understand, you fool. ‘I didn’t know’ is not…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
You guys. I just realized something super sad. Tyson Chandler is getting old. He’s 32; the sand in his hourglass is running low. How much longer can he keep doing what he does? Chris Andersen is even older and still fills the “only dunks” role, but I’m still worried. One day in the near future,…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
How many manly hugs were hugged within the organization when Tyson Chandler returned to the Mavericks? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? Since he was a big part of their team winning the Larry O’Brien, you’d think that everybody there would want to give him man hugs. At the very least, Mark Cuban had to have…
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