I am disappointed in the internet. More than usual, I mean. If the internet is good for one thing it’s making me despair in new and innovative ways. But the reason for my disapproval today is this: I realized I have not seen a single joke based on the fact that the Wesley’s surname, “Johnson”,…
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Wes Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2013)
Thanks to the NSA policy of recording everything we do on the internet, I was able to get a copy of Wes Johnson’s most recent Google searches. The NSA really needs to work on their network security; a simple phishing attack aimed at upper-management got me credentials for their entire system. Have they ever heard…
Read MoreWes Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
If you look at my recent videos you may see a pattern. WES J = JEWS KYLE O = YOKEL TOBIAS H = ISOBATH (look it up, this is important) JJ B = JBJ??????? (meaning unclear) DARIUS M = RADIUMS RYAN A = ARYAN The pattern should be apparent to those versed in occult magick…
Read MoreWes Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)
One of the best ways to tank is to get a talented yet undeveloped player, play him thirty minutes a game, and tell him to take all the shots. This accomplishes two things – you lose most of your games, because the player taking all of your shots is horrible, and you develop your raw…
Read MoreWes Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2013)
If you’ve been watching my videos and reading these descriptions, you know what I’m going to say. It’s obvious. And really there’s only one thing to say about Wes Johnson. One word that describes his NBA career. Can you guess what it is?
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