Tomas Satoransky 11 Points/Career High 14 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

While making this video, I was getting the feeling that some of these assists given to Tomas Satoransky weren’t quite legitimate. In the interest of truthfulness and accuracy, I will go through each assist one-by-one to determine whether or not the assist should have been awarded. Assist 1 (Zach LaVine): Legit bounce pass right into…

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Daniel Gafford 13 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Daniel Gafford is getting consistent minutes now, which is an improvement over the beginning of the season when he often wasn’t getting into games at all. However, I am of the opinion that he’s still not getting enough playing time. He’s looking like prime Dwight Powell out there, and Powell’s been leading the Mavericks in…

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Jordan McRae 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jordan McRae was 8-of-24 (!!!!) from the field in this game. Not only did he attempt more shots than he scored points, but that ratio was even more out-of-whack than it usually is in these situations. That’s now two straight games where he’s been chucking up bricks with no conscience (he was…

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Trevor Ariza 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Trevor Ariza has always been known as a contract year guy who tricks teams into thinking that the way he plays during contract years is the way he’ll play all the time if you just give him enough money. This reputation, which is definitely not a secret if I know about it, didn’t prevent the…

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Devonte’ Graham 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Devonte’ Graham was on pace to have another not-so-good scoring night, but then he went and hit a bunch of threes and free throws and stuff to give him 22. One minute, I’m looking at the boxscores thinking “well Terry Rozier has way too many points but at least Devonte’ Graham is kinda sucking, nice…

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Steven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

If this game was the only NBA game you’ve ever watched in your life, you might come away with the impression that Steven Adams is better than Joel Embiid. If this video was the only NBA-related video you’ve ever watched in your life (welcome to the channel!), you would not only come away with the…

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Donte DiVincenzo 16 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

It’s weird that Donte DiVincenzo apparently scored 16 points tonight considering that the Bucks didn’t play a game, but that’s what my machine-learning enhanced boxscore script is telling me, and it doesn’t get things wrong like that. That thing might be an incomprehensible black box of code, but it is always right when it comes…

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Terry Rozier 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

The way Hornets fans talk about this guy, you would think he was averaging 3 points per game on 5 percent shooting with 1 assist and 7 turnovers per game (coincidentally, very close to the numbers I would average were I placed in an NBA game, except I wouldn’t score or get assists). While playing…

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Kevin Huerter 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

I’m just going to go ahead and declare this the fourth consecutive win for the Hawks. Sure, in their last four games, they’ve only “won” (according to the arcane and outmoded regulations of the NBA) two of those games, but the other two should be wins. Not just moral victories. Straight-up wins. And I will…

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