Reggie Bullock 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2021)

https://youtu.be/KmMFQm01tIQ When I saw that Reggie Bullock attempted fourteen three-pointers in this game, my initial reaction was one of primal revulsion. Intuitively, Bullock does not seem like the guy who should be hoisting up that many threes. He’s an alright three-point shooter, but he hasn’t been a “good” one since his Pistons days, at leat…

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Immanuel Quickley Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/knzOpw2iuLo Lifting himself off the hard marble floor that he had unexpectedly been lying on, Immanuel Quickley looked around at his unfamiliar surroundings and quickly came to the conclusion that, wherever he was, it wasn’t anywhere that he was supposed to be. A grand hall, lined with towering cathedral-style windows, extended to the haze-shrouded horizon…

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Immanuel Quickley 23 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/r8HclJqMVA4 Do you think that NBA players feel the same sort of overwhelming guilt and shame that us regular people do when they order something at a restaurant intended to be eaten by two (or more) people and then eat it all themselves? Like, when Immanuel Quickley is browsing Uber Eats or whatever, and he’s…

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Immanuel Quickley 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2021)

https://youtu.be/qbHBTOwy4Tk In has past three games, Immanuel Quickley shot 1-of-9, 0-of-4, and 1-of-10 from the field. Combine those numbers with RJ Barrett’s shooting struggles over the time period, and you end up with a lot of despondent Knicks fans. Honestly, if I was subjected to a team that was bricking that many shots, I would…

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Mitchell Robinson All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Mitchell Robinson hesitantly approached the unmarked, but sturdy looking, door. He knew that behind that door waited the owner of the New York Knicks. Every previous trip he had made to this office had ended very strangely, and he had no reason to believe that this occasion would be any different. He had half a…

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Frank Ntilikina All 131 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

“Yo Frank, there’s another Knicks headline. You, uh, might not like this one.” “What’s it say? They traded me?” Frank asked, privately thinking that getting traded away from the Knicks wouldn’t be the worst thing that had ever happened to him. He swung his legs out of the leg press machine so that if the…

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RJ Barrett 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

How unfair. Just as RJ Barrett gets on a roll, scoring in double digits twelve out of the last thirteen games and scoring 26 points (twenty of them in the second half + overtime) in this one, the NBA goes and postpones the season indefinitely. He was just starting to break out! The hopes of…

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Bobby Portis 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Bobby “Dang It Bobby” Portis went OFF at the beginning of this game. He had fourteen points in the first quarter, reminiscent of some of his more high-volume scoring outbursts from his time with the Bulls (a time which was not marked only by punching Nikola Mirotic in the face, but which was also marked…

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Frank Ntilikina Career High 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Frank Ntilikina is alive! If you are doubting the veracity of this proclamation, just take a look at the statline in the title of this video. That is not the statline of a dead person. That is the statline of an alive person. The Knicks have been somewhat resurgent after firing their coach (which was…

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Elfrid Payton 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

I was hesitant to make this highlight video for Elfrid Payton because his 18/9/8 line was almost a triple-double, but not quite a triple-double. A lot of “almost triple doubles” are actually mediocre from a statistical perspective; this one is okay, but Payton neither scored twenty points nor got ten assists, so my first thought…

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