Mitchell Robinson All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Mitchell Robinson hesitantly approached the unmarked, but sturdy looking, door. He knew that behind that door waited the owner of the New York Knicks. Every previous trip he had made to this office had ended very strangely, and he had no reason to believe that this occasion would be any different. He had half a…

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Frank Ntilikina All 131 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

“Yo Frank, there’s another Knicks headline. You, uh, might not like this one.” “What’s it say? They traded me?” Frank asked, privately thinking that getting traded away from the Knicks wouldn’t be the worst thing that had ever happened to him. He swung his legs out of the leg press machine so that if the…

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RJ Barrett 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

How unfair. Just as RJ Barrett gets on a roll, scoring in double digits twelve out of the last thirteen games and scoring 26 points (twenty of them in the second half + overtime) in this one, the NBA goes and postpones the season indefinitely. He was just starting to break out! The hopes of…

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Bobby Portis 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Bobby “Dang It Bobby” Portis went OFF at the beginning of this game. He had fourteen points in the first quarter, reminiscent of some of his more high-volume scoring outbursts from his time with the Bulls (a time which was not marked only by punching Nikola Mirotic in the face, but which was also marked…

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Frank Ntilikina Career High 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Frank Ntilikina is alive! If you are doubting the veracity of this proclamation, just take a look at the statline in the title of this video. That is not the statline of a dead person. That is the statline of an alive person. The Knicks have been somewhat resurgent after firing their coach (which was…

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Elfrid Payton 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

I was hesitant to make this highlight video for Elfrid Payton because his 18/9/8 line was almost a triple-double, but not quite a triple-double. A lot of “almost triple doubles” are actually mediocre from a statistical perspective; this one is okay, but Payton neither scored twenty points nor got ten assists, so my first thought…

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RJ Barrett 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

The Knicks didn’t make their first three-pointer in this game until halfway through the third quarter when RJ Barrett (of all people) hit one. It wasn’t the most pathetic streak of misses by any stretch, just ten misses in a row to start the game, but it’s just one of many indicators that this Knicks…

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Elfrid Payton 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

I don’t think there’s any way for me to look this up on basketball-reference, and it’s pretty obscure so Google isn’t helping at all, but Elfrid Payton having triple-doubles for four separate franchises has to be pretty close to the record, right? At least among active players? He’s only played for four teams so far,…

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Bobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Bobby Portis was a good player for Arkansas back in his college days. As such, one would expect him to still have some fans from those days. Right? I’m assuming that he had fans there in the first place, which is almost a certainty, unless that program simply doesn’t have any fans at all (I…

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RJ Barrett 27 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

RJ Barrett had such a good first quarter in this one that I’m of the opinion that he should’ve been allowed to chuck whatever shots he wanted for the whole rest of the game (and the whole rest of the season, screw it, why not????). He was beasting. He was feasting. He was throwing no-look…

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