Patrick Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/6aKco3PV3Wk Patrick Williams was the fourth overall pick in last year’s draft, and he’s basically performing up to expectations as far as I can tell, yet there is little hype surrounding him. Sure, he’s not really in the ROTY of the Year conversation, but he’s definitely in the “Third best rookie of the year” conversation,…

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Coby White 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/6YRonei8n4M It’s games like this that make you go “man, the backcourt duo of Coby White and Zach LaVine will be running the East in as few as two years.” White had an efficient thirty points, LaVine had an even more efficient 46, the rest of the Bulls were thriving, and the result was a…

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Patrick Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2021)

https://youtu.be/q4YzSi9V9cQ Even though the league is still chucking threes at an unprecedented rate (it seems like every night there’s a team setting a franchise high in made threes), I feel like the midrange is making a bit of a comeback. But this is just my gut feeling. It’s very possible that if I were to…

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Coby White Career High 36 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2021)

https://youtu.be/RZapOBtbnfQ So it looks like Coby White is the full-time starting point guard in Chicago now. That’s cool. I’m trying to remember who he replaced, and I just can’t remember at all. The previous iteration of the Bulls stopped playing last March and were never allowed to resume, so my memory of them is even…

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Otto Porter 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2020)

https://youtu.be/tbLSwI3HtoU With the way the Bulls got boomed in the first two games of the season, I was starting to have my doubts at to whether they’d win a game this season. They might not have egg-man as their coach anymore, but even without his malign presence causing everything to be roughly 50 percent worse…

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Zach LaVine All 88 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Zach LaVine groggily sat up in his bed, and, as he did every morning, he reached for his phone to check his various social media platforms for new messages. As always, there were too many to deal with all at that moment, but one name caught his eye: Nikola Vucevic. They had only exchanged messages…

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Coby White 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Coby White, on the surface, put up a nice-looking line of 20/5/5 (I call it “The Tyreke”). However, a cursory deeper inspection of his statline reveals the festering rot which ruins his performance: 9 turnovers. I don’t know if I’ve ever made a video where the player in question had that many turnovers. It’s impossible…

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Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

The Bulls were so close to finally being able to put on the court their ideal lineup. You know, the lineup chock-full of young stars-in-the-making that was going to take them to the playoffs? The Dunn (or Sato or whoever)/LaVine/Porter/Markkanen/Carter Jr + White off the bench lineup? They just got Markkanen and Porter and Carter…

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Coby White 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Coby White averaged a neat 20/4/4 line over the month of February despite not starting a single game for the Bulls. And now, for the four games that he’s played in the month of March, he’s averaging 21/5/6, an improvement (albeit a small one) over those already sick numbers. I don’t want to make comparisons…

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Shaquille Harrison Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

So it turns out that, all along, Shaquille “Shaqalici” Harrison was getting held down by…Zach LaVine? I guess that makes sense, but I just assumed that Harrison didn’t have this kind of scoring potency brewing in his loins. In order to be held down you have to be worth holding down. It never occurred to…

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