Jordan Nwora Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/Ki6Ks-f6tQo I’m pretty sure, no, I’m almost 100% certain that what the Bucks did last night violated some kind of league rule. There’s no way that resting Giannis, Middleton, Holiday, and DiVincenzo all at the same time is in any way allowed. Adam Silver is probably shaking with rage and pounding shots of whiskey while…

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Thanasis Antetokounmpo Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/3LX1yxM-HD8 Giannis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 16 points, 5 assists, 8 rebounds, 1/3 from three in an embarrassing loss to the Celtics. Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 23 points, 5 assists, 10 rebounds, 4/5 from three in an inspiring win* against the Knicks. And, for fun, Kostas Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 0 points, 0 assists,…

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Thanasis Antetokounmpo 12 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/-H_nAL1TYuc Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s presence in the NBA is one of the most blatant instances of nepotism in the NBA today. Another, more blatant, example is the presence of Keljin Blevins on the Blazers’ roster, but we’re not here to talk about Damian Lillard’s unskilled cousin, we’re here to talk about Giannis Antetokounmpo’s slightly less unskilled…

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Sam Merrill 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/jCmLfIgZ2Os Sam Merrill can be the next Nate Wolters for the Bucks. He was implying such a thing earlier in the season, in his limited appearances, but now it’s a certainty. I’m not sure if I’m emotionally ready for the next Nate Wolters so soon after the first Nate Wolters was taken from me, but…

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Pat Connaughton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/fIpNulE5qiA Apparently, Giannis Antetokounmpo actually LOWERS the ceiling of this Bucks team, as evidenced by the fact that they dropped an effortless 140 on the Pacers in a game that was a B-out (that’s slang for “blow out”) from start to finish, despite Giannis being out for “load management” purposes or something. Pat “Patty Ice”…

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Donte DiVincenzo 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/yI116q9dHck Last night, the Bucks traded away a bunch of their mid-bench scraps, with Torrey Craig going to Phoenix and the Deej combo of D.J. Augustin and D.J. Wilson going to Houston. I’m gonna miss Wilson, but only ironically, because he wasn’t actually very good except for, like, a fifteen game stretch a few years…

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Brook Lopez 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/KFR4NAPI00w In some senses, this is an “old-school” Brook Lopez game. He doesn’t make any three-pointers in this video, although he did attempt some (he went 0-3). All of his points were a result of him making mince meat out of the Zards’ overmatched interior defenders. If you swapped out the Bucks jerseys for those…

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Bryn Forbes 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2021)

https://youtu.be/VLkBXxprPpc OFFICIAL BEST SHOOTERS THAT GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO HAS EVER PLAYED WITH POWER RANKINGS 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo [POWER GAP] 2. Bryn Forbes [tie] 2. Tony Snell [tie] 3. Kyle Korver 4. Khris Middleton 5. Mirza Teletovic [POWER GAP] 6. Brook Lopez 7. Ersan Ilyasova 8. Rashad Vaughn (fite me IRL) [POWER ABYSS] 9001. Michael Carter-Williams [POWER…

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Donte DiVincenzo Career High 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/fbros5Of-rs After this game, I feel confident in stating that if Donte DiVincenzo decided to launch a nationwide line of pasta sauces right at this very second, he would see substantial success. Are you telling me that you could go to the pasta sauce aisle of your local supermarket and turn down a 24oz jar…

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Bryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/YxyF-O69a5E The more I think about it, the more it makes sense for me to completely tear down my playstyle in pickup basketball and model it after Bryn Forbes. After all, Forbes and I share many meaningful characteristics: -Inability to dunk -Inability to jump -Inability to grab rebounds -Inability to provide playmaking or ball-handling in…

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