Josh Hart 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

The guard trio of Josh Hart, Frank Jackson, and Nickeil Alexander-Walker combined for 83 of the Pelican’s 127 points in their final game of the season. They also conspired to get 18 of the team’s 22 assists. I consider all those guys to be shooting guards, even if some of them played a lot of…

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Nickeil Alexander-Walker Career High 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Nickeil Alexander-Walker’s rookie season comes to an end with a point-scoring bonanza that sort of makes sense, but mostly doesn’t make sense. NAW (AKA “Hell NAW”) is a bigtime shot-taker, but he’s not a bigtime shot-maker, as his 35% shooting from the field would indicate. So, in the final game of the season, when nothing…

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Frank Jackson Career High 31 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

By my calculations (which are extremely precise and accurate, being as I am an erudite mathematical scholar), this game propels Frank Jackson from 39.7% shooting on the season to 40.5% shooting. By shooting 12-of-24 from the field, he has turned his season from a “poor shooting season” to a “good shooting season”. That’s the magic…

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Frank Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Frank Jackson is looking a bit Richard Simmons-esque with his headband and his big hair poof. You can add him to the list of players who didn’t know what to do with their hair while COVID-19 ravaged the planet so they just let it grow unchecked. In Jackson’s case, he sort of looks cool, in…

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Jahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

With Zion Williamson out, this may have been the least-watched broadcast in history of NBA on TNT. Unless there are still a bunch of Lonzo Ball fanatics out there (which there might be, though I will say I haven’t seen any BBB stuff for a while [or ever]), the target audience for this game was……

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Zion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

We all know that the reason the NBA invited so many teams into the Bubb was because they wanted Zion Williamson (and, incidentally, the rest of the Pelicans’ roster) to be in the playoffs. Nobody’s gone right out and said it, but this conclusion is so obvious that it completely bypasses “conspiracy theory” territory and…

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Zion Williamson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

Zion Williamson is clearly quite a bit heftier than he was in high school. He’s also clearly above a healthy playing weight right now. Four months of NBA postponement didn’t help him slim down at all. But who can really blame him? I mean, food tastes SO GOOD. I’m compulsively thinking about food at least…

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Zion Williamson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Zion Williamson only had three games this season (out of 21 appearances) where he shot below 50% from the field. I’m just so used to high-efficiency outings from him that I get irrationally upset when he has a relatively poor shooting game. That’s why I’m irrationally upset right now. Zion went 9-of-21 from the field…

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Nickeil Alexander-Walker 15 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (8/1/2020)

Unlike the Kelly Olynyk “20 Points/1 Quarter” highlight video that I uploaded a few hours ago, this video represents the statistical output of a player who literally only appeared in one quarter: the fourth. The Pelicans got BTFO the frick out by the Clippers rather quickly in this one, so the entire second half was…

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Zion Williamson 13 Points Full Highlights (7/30/2020)

I wake up to the sound of rain pounding on my window. How many days in a row has it been raining? It seems like forever. The clock next to my bed says 10:46 AM. I’ve overslept again, but can it really be called oversleeping when your excessive sleep isn’t causing you to miss anything…

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