Jarrett Allen All 165 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The dining room table was haphazardly covered both with computer components and the packaging they had arrived in. Sitting at the edge of the chaos, Jarrett Allen wondered why his computer builds always turned out this way. It was like he couldn’t just sit down and do things in a logical manner. He had to…

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Tony Snell All 32 Free Throws Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Freethrowilation)

The 2034 Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony was proceeding without any hitches. Emotional speeches by the inductees touched the hearts of all those present. Rivalries were set aside in recognition of the on-court dominance that defined all of their careers. Retired stars told jokes at each others’ expense, garnering laughter from the players, spouses,…

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Kawhi Leonard All 198 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-2020 Season Jumperilation Part II)

Ignoring the persistent knocking at his door, Kawhi focused on assembling a robotic arm that had three independently-moving fingers at the end of it. Mechanical engineering was another discipline that he had taught himself over the past two weeks of nonstop work. Whoever was trying to get his attention would just have to accept the…

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Kawhi Leonard All 198 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-2020 Season Jumperilation Part I)

“You got permission to bring a blowtorch in here?” Lifting up his facemask, Kawhi Leonard regarded his teammate Paul George with a blank expression. “You think Ballmer’s gonna say no when I ask him for something?” “I guess not,” Paul replied. He looked around the Clippers’ weight room, which had had all its weight machines…

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Frank Ntilikina All 131 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

“Yo Frank, there’s another Knicks headline. You, uh, might not like this one.” “What’s it say? They traded me?” Frank asked, privately thinking that getting traded away from the Knicks wouldn’t be the worst thing that had ever happened to him. He swung his legs out of the leg press machine so that if the…

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Christian Wood All 113 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Sitting at his locker well after all of his teammates had gone home, Christian Wood pondered the nature of happiness. He knew he was supposed to be sad that his team had just lost to the Jazz. He supposed that there was a part of him that was feeling genuine sadness. But was he, then,…

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LaMarcus Aldridge All 173 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

LaMarcus Aldridge suddenly threw down his XBox controller, causing the player he was controlling in FIFA 20 to dive to the ground. “I just decided that I want a girlfriend.” “Now’s not the time,” Patty Mills said as he easily scored a goal. “We can talk about it after I’m done destroying you.” Grabbing the…

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Tyler Herro All 99 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Three-ilation)

Tyler Herro rang the doorbell three times in quick succession and impatiently waited. He knew the occupant was at home because he could hear music playing from inside. He was about to spam the doorbell button some more when the door finally opened, revealing a confused-looking Kelly Olynyk standing there in a bathrobe. “Oh, hey…

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Ben Simmons All 98 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Sitting in the empty bleachers with a basketball sitting inertly between his feet, Ben Simmons idly browsed his phone. He knew he was supposed to be grateful that the 76ers had lined up an empty gym, completely free of COVID-19, for him to practice in, but he just couldn’t work up the motivation to actually…

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Rudy Gobert All 203 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The tall Frenchman extended the full length of his body across the sofa. Gentle sunlight warmed him just as the glass of expensive Condrieu cooled him. Each blessed second of pastoral serenity, he tried to relish, for he knew that those seconds would eventually run out. The All-Star break would soon be ending, and he…

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