Marcus Smart 20 Points Full Highlights (9/27/2020)

The Celtics’ season is over. Now would be a good time to provide some final thoughts on what went wrong (or maybe, what went right), but if we’re being TBQH with each other, I don’t really want to think about the Celtics right now. There will be no epitaph. No obituary. No eulogy. I have…

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Daniel Theis 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (9/25/2020)

As soon as he checked in, Enes Kanter made an immediate impact on this game, getting two buckets in his first minute of action. When I witnessed it, the first thought spontaneously generated by my tangled mass of neurons and axons that could charitably be called a “brain” was “Daniel Theis is not going to…

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Marcus Smart 26 Points Full Highlights (9/15/2020)

One of the most important plays that Marcus Smart had in this game is not actually shown in this video. With 22 seconds left in the game and the Celtics inbounding the ball down by one point, Marcus Smart drew an away-from-the-play foul, netting the Celtics a single free throw which tied the game and…

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Daniel Theis 18 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

Daniel Theis is completely outplaying Marc Gasol in this series and I am loving every moment of it. We’re not going to bring their nationalities into it (not that Germans and Spaniards hate each other as far as I know) but we are going to bring their continentalities into it: both are from Europe so…

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Marcus Smart Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Played defense -Got a trippy-dubby -Hit some three-pointers -Led the league in intangibles per 36 according to Mike Breen -Received a “BANG!” OFFICIAL LIST OF BAD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Flopped -In true Zaza Pachulia fashion, undercut Fred VanVleet on a…

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Daniel Theis 15 Points/1 Kick Received Full Highlights (9/7/2020)

Fifteen points is one point shy of the OFFICIAL DTB POINTS THRESHOLD for Daniel Theis, which is sixteen points. There is a reason why the ODTBPT has “OFFICIAL” as part of its name: it’s because I legally can’t make a highlight video for a player when they score fewer than that many points. You might…

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Brad Wanamaker 15 Points Full Highlights (9/7/2020)

To this day, one of my greatest regrets in my life is not making a highlight video of Brad Wanamaker scoring fourteen points against the Clippers on November 20, 2019. It pains me to lay bare my failures like this, in the most public of arenas, but it is part of the atonement process that…

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Robert Williams 11 Points Full Highlights (9/1/2020)

Here’s something for you: if Robert Williams III AKA “Timelord” commits a traveling violation, would that be “Time Traveling”? It’s a shame to have to waste such creative wordplay on what is unarguably a negative basketball play. Unfortunately, calling Williams’ alley-oops “Time-Oops” or calling his blocks “Time-Denials” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

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Marcus Smart 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (9/1/2020)

This video represents the collision of multiple things that I don’t really care for: -The Celtics (and their fans) -The Raptors (and their fans) -Marcus Smart (and his ability to play defense) -Jersey patches (they’re normalized for everybody BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THEM) However, it also contains some thing that I’m pretty cool with:…

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Marcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)

Celtics fans are surely in the deepest throes of euphoria after this dominating game-1 win over the Raptors. I’m not going to go to all those social media sites and verify this claim, but I don’t need to; any negative or even neutral reaction would be unfindable compared to the torrent of joyful posts. I…

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